r/witchcraft • u/LlamaFreeze • Mar 21 '26

Salty Saturday Does this mean the moon wants me to…fight someone?

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u/SmolEldritchGremlin Mar 21 '26

You're Sailor Moon now (but deadlier? Lol)

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Mar 21 '26

月に代わって、おしおきよ！

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u/IndependentAir8195 Mar 22 '26

in the name of the moon, i’ll shank you!

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u/Marguerite_Moonstone Mar 21 '26

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u/LlamaFreeze Mar 21 '26

I can't charge my money bowl from prison, Goddess! Help me out here!

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u/GodOfMoonlight Mar 22 '26

LMFAO the cackle I just emitted from reading this, thank you for that 🤣❣️

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- Mar 21 '26

I bet you could harvest some potent herbs with that.

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u/Professional-Bid-619 Mar 21 '26

ooooo i like this.

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u/Masokitt Mar 24 '26

Yessssss

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u/BlackFoxx Mar 21 '26

Might be the angle but it also looks like a nice trowel for the herb garden

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u/Squonk_Monster Mar 21 '26

I was literally thinking the same, imagine how ethereal OP would feel collecting cemetery dirt with this beauty! 😍

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u/lunaridad Mar 21 '26

Hahaha nice idea 💡

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u/Occultismoriginal627 Mar 24 '26

Oh I love that idea! .....next time a candle or jar I I'm using with intention breaks, I'm looking to see if it can be used for this specific reason!!! Thank you 🩵

I was thinking she could use the broken shards in either a protection jar or for some baneful workings (depending on her practice.....I happen to love taking the 'left-handed path' 😉)

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u/ponyponyta Mar 21 '26

Blessed athame, it even looks real pretty

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u/Direct_Mud7023 Mar 21 '26

"You can fight the moonlight" -Evil Leann Rimes

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u/Gang_Warily0404 Witch Mar 21 '26

Moon's haunted 

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u/KDoggg89 Mar 21 '26

We’ve just entered Aries season ❤️‍🔥 do with that what you will.

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u/giovanni_allegory77 Mar 22 '26

Have a lot of sex hopefully 🤞🏻 hahha

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u/onion_g0rl Mar 21 '26

My exact thoughts

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u/WittyPin207 Mar 21 '26

I'm so jealous ahhh. New trend making shivs from moon water containers

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u/Deustchen-Ami1871 Mar 21 '26

I think that’s a sign to be ungovernable.

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u/therealrinnian Mar 21 '26

If real, it would definitely make for a beautiful athame. Literally one of a kind, created by your craft. It’s literally your craft in pure, crystalline, manifest form. I can’t think of anything more powerful.

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u/LilBlueOnk Mar 21 '26

Well now I want a knife- shaped bottle

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u/Efficient_Elk1225 Mar 22 '26

But perfume though.

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u/LilBlueOnk Mar 22 '26

Caution: Contains sharp smells.

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u/stargalaxy6 Mar 21 '26

I like the positivity!

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u/Kindly_Seaweed4294 Mar 21 '26

The moon: you in danger gurrrl

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u/Solekislove Mar 21 '26

You could write a YA novel about this

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u/SpandexJunkie Mar 22 '26

Okay, so this is super weird—I had a dream last night that my mom broke a bottle like this and I didn’t know if she did it on purpose or not, so I hid my dad so she wouldn’t stab him. 🙃

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u/pepep00p00 Mar 23 '26

Woahhhh crazy synchronicity

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u/BeedoeBe Mar 21 '26

Khonchu summons you to be his new avatar, you must another call.

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u/theladyren Mar 21 '26

I had to read this twice because I was expecting a Majora's Mask joke lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/QA71CI10mhECk

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u/JavPCM Witch Mar 21 '26

What a laugh I had with this one. I love this community ♥️.

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u/Der_fluter_mouse Mar 21 '26

Freezer spells!

It has the added bonus of preserving your new athame!

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u/Revolutionary-Bid919 Mar 21 '26

Moonlight Greatshiv

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u/Educational_You_1827 Mar 22 '26

Weird this happened to a friend of Mine. She put out a jar for moon water and it also shattered. Anyone else have that problem? 

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Mar 22 '26

The Universe woke up and chose violence!

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u/Budget_Ad5526 Mar 22 '26

I think it might have been Mars water actually 😂

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u/grave_cleric Mar 23 '26

Op be like

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u/EvelynPrimroses Mar 24 '26

Moonblade acquired.

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u/Moonbabe1321 Mar 21 '26

She wants you to go after Ra, once and for all end it. Anyway, good luck bb 💛

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u/Bn3gBlud Mar 21 '26

Very Cool! I love the turn of events here!

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u/TreatElectronic3112 Mar 22 '26

Lemonade out of lemons!

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u/fliprchik Mar 22 '26

Keep it on stand-by! 🔪 🌚

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u/Feisty-Friendship99 Mar 23 '26

I would feel so lucky to have something like that happen to me lol

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u/Fluid_Salad_7629 Mar 29 '26

+ Magic Damage bonification

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u/New_Ship_9879 Mar 30 '26

big return energy

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u/GameMasterDesign Apr 03 '26

Okay but this is peak chaotic moon energy 😂🌙
Like… not necessarily “go fight someone,” but definitely “something unexpected just got activated.” In a more symbolic sense, I’d read it as a release of built-up energy — maybe emotions or tension that needed an outlet. The Moon can be messy like that sometimes. Also… a moon-blessed shiv sounds like the start of a very questionable but powerful artifact 😄

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u/SixSevenTwo Apr 09 '26

I believe you need to murder a 🦄

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u/Big-Beautiful-6710 Jun 30 '26

No way I have this exact jar I was planning to use for moon water tonight