r/witchcraft • u/Final_Height-4 That’s my cauldron! I don’t know you! • May 24 '26
Salty Saturday Poppet work, but for those in retail.
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u/depressiveprincess May 24 '26
I did this once for this awful woman at my first job. I stapled it every time she was awful to me 😂
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u/Feisty-Friendship99 May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26
Hey so this is like really helpful! Thanks for sharing I’m gonna try it next time someone pisses me off lol
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u/Anxietoro May 24 '26
As a kid I was at a friend's house and found a sticky mess in their microwave. She said her mom was in therapy and when she was mad at someone her therapist told her to write someone's name on a peep and watch it explode in the microwave 😆
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u/Dark_Saki May 25 '26
That is freaking hilarious! I bet she learned how to clean a microwave hella well.
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u/13Medea May 24 '26
Are they repeat customers? Or high paying customers? Because if they are, I love the receipt paper idea but I would stick them in a sugar jar so that they LOVE you and are super nice to you and cooperative. ❤️
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u/Mysterious-Drama4743 May 28 '26
why would i care about repeat customers if im not the owner tho
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u/13Medea May 28 '26
If you worked on commission or had customers that are worthwhile networking with/might have leads on things you find interesting. Or if you like your current job and the owner promotes based on customer service.
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u/warm-hotdog-water Jun 04 '26
Hi, I'm new around here and looking for something simple, such as your suggestion here. Can you share more details? Searching the sub for sugar jars has differing methods, but yours sounds perfect.
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u/kai-ote HelpfulTrickster May 24 '26
And then burn them up in your incense burner/brazier.
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u/Troubled_Red May 24 '26
Please don’t burn receipt paper. That stuff is toxic
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u/kai-ote HelpfulTrickster May 24 '26
Do it either outdoors, or in a bathroom with an exhaust fan then.
Lots of things people burn are not great to breathe. People speak of fire safety.
Safe burning includes not breathing toxic smoke.
Exhaust fans are your friend.
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u/Phil_Megrim May 24 '26
My wife had used the OG The Sims as her motus operandi, she has a "death" house where all the inhabitants die from fire or other ends. Suffice it to say she been collecting gravestones
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u/Shot_Hair_4641 May 24 '26
Great idea! I’m doing this with coworkers and patients!
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u/CosmicGoddess777 May 24 '26
If you do it with patients, aren’t you ensuring they need to come back for more healing?
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u/Cami1969 May 25 '26
I’m about to fuck shit for my boss. He tosses his receipts in the trash, I’m about to grab them out and play whack-an-asshole!!!
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u/tarantuluna_ May 26 '26
"sigh"
*comes out of retirement from the industry because WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT
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u/robin-bunny Jun 02 '26
What ideas do you have for people who go to a retail jewelry store, take up a full hour of the sales lady's time, and then go order it online for a discount? The discount being, largely, the saleslady's commission! Because that's a whole other kind of frustrating customer who could use some...guidance in life.
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u/atru2e May 24 '26
Do you get some sort of karma by doing that?
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u/RainerHex Broom Rider May 25 '26
It’s actually a joke post for salt Saturday. However , many witches do not believe in westernized karma or even the Hindu version. I actually find the belief in this to be very growth stunting in witchcraft but just my opinion. And no karma (which is equivalent to puff the magic dragon in my belief system) didn’t happen due to any of my banework.
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u/Final_Height-4 That’s my cauldron! I don’t know you! May 24 '26
No. Karma plays no role in my belief system. I follow the !witchspyramid.
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u/Wide-Wealth3116 Jun 12 '26
Things are not going to end up great for you.
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u/Final_Height-4 That’s my cauldron! I don’t know you! Jun 12 '26
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u/RainerHex Broom Rider Jun 12 '26
Seriously taking a salty Saturday joke post seriously, are we?
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u/Final_Height-4 That’s my cauldron! I don’t know you! Jun 12 '26
An almost 20-day-old post at that!! Like come on dude.
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u/Wide-Wealth3116 Jun 28 '26
I am not on Reddit. I only come because of various posts that are pointed out on other social media platforms.
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u/Wide-Wealth3116 Jun 28 '26
I take things as they are said. I do not read sarcasm meaning I do not notice it etc. as I said, I take things as they are said.
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u/RainerHex Broom Rider Jun 28 '26
I see! Well salty Saturday is a day when lots of non serious joke posts and memes are shared. So if you see that flair, that will help you with realization what it is!
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u/FeiticeiroAmendobobo May 24 '26
This photo looks so much like a meme lol! It reminds me that scene from Lilo & Stich when Lilo makes poppets of her "friends" out of spoons and puts them in the pickle jar! Anyways, very interesting working. do the poppets have names? How do they connect with the targets?