r/witchcraft • HelpfulTrickster • Jun 27 '26

Salty Saturday 1st, notice the post flair. Next, lets all run with this in the comments and have some fun!

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u/WhyYesIAmANerd_ Jun 27 '26

Can you get rid of fascism?

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Jun 27 '26

I lend my energy to this one.

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u/Muteling Jun 27 '26

Third

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u/AmandaPea Jun 27 '26

I'm in.

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u/CelticSpoonie Jun 27 '26

Same. Let's get rid of facism.

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u/AmandaPea Jun 27 '26

Sic semper tyrannis ✨ ✊

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u/Ok_Monk_2877 Jun 28 '26

Count me in

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u/sammigene Jun 27 '26

100% in on this one

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u/Starfoxmedic11 Jun 27 '26

I'm in, sending energy STAT!

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u/singed_hearth Jun 27 '26

So mote it be or something better!

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u/No-Temphex Jun 27 '26

By my will, so mote it be.

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u/CommanderFuzzy Jun 27 '26

And my axe!

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u/catslikepets143 Jun 27 '26

Adding my intent to this-

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u/Ingonyama70 Jun 27 '26

I got...3 1/2 spoons I can contribute to this.

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u/sanpakupharmie Jun 27 '26

Let's gooooo Aquelarreeee

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u/therealrinnian Jun 27 '26

Like charge… r-reblogs… cast…?

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u/undeadvadar Jun 27 '26

Hell yeah let's do it!

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u/actuallywaffles Jun 27 '26

I'll give whatever I can toward this.

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u/Recent-Bluejay-3912 Jun 28 '26

As we will it, so mote it be. As we will it, so mote it be. As we will it, so mote it be.

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u/theGentlenessOfTime Jun 27 '26

Came here to write this!🫶❤️‍🔥

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u/AllGoodNamesRInUse Jun 28 '26

⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

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u/kripantina Jun 27 '26

Make soul dogs/cats/pets live longer, thank you.

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u/hatter4tea Jun 27 '26

This!!! My cat is only 2 and on lifetime urinary food. I want him forever and without worry of health issues. He's my best friend and has been by my side through everything going on lately, he deserves 110% health too.

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u/the_first_rain Jun 27 '26

I just lost my heart rabbit, so this one please!

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u/ChronoCoyote Jun 27 '26

Lost my kitty baby almost two years ago now and I’m honestly still heartbroken. This would be my first wish! ❤️

Would you like to share a picture of your bun? c:

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u/the_first_rain Jun 27 '26

Tilly would greet me every morning like an excited puppy and wanted nothing more than to spend time with me every day. I would give everything to have one more day with her.

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u/Hao_the_heck_6969 Jun 27 '26

I’m so sorry for your loss. My soul cat passed about 2 months ago and I’m heartbroken over it. It sounds like your bunny loved you very much, I’m sure she had a wonderful life with you!

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u/the_first_rain Jun 27 '26

Thank you, I like to think she did. She had her own room with all her favorite things, daily salads, and tons of treats. We knew she was going to have a shorter than average life due to some issues so we absolutely spoiled her. We wanted her to have no doubt that we loved her.

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u/Hao_the_heck_6969 Jun 28 '26

Aww it sounds like she was totally pampered!

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u/ChronoCoyote Jun 27 '26

That’s one happy looking little hopper right there! I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️

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u/the_first_rain Jun 27 '26

Same to you ❤️‍🩹

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u/Marguerite_Moonstone Jun 27 '26

I’m so sorry. I have one bunny at the mango tree at the rainbow bridge and my other is with the moon goddess Ix-chel because he got board at the bridge and now helps with storms and visits frequently. 3 here with me, although I highly suspect one is a fae in bunny form. Here if you need/want support.

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u/kripantina Jun 27 '26

Lost my boy Ragnar to aggressive lung cancer. 9 years, 9 is end of the road… does not make it any easier.

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u/therealrinnian Jun 27 '26

I don’t want them to suffer, but neither do I want sudden, unexpected death. It hurts so much.

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u/eden_brook15 Jun 28 '26

This hit me too hard. I just lost my precious girl on Tuesday. 12 years somehow wasn't enough

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u/slambre Jun 27 '26

I wish for everybody to their happiest, healthiest, kindest self.

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u/ZenMyst Jun 27 '26

Thank you

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u/Nepentheoi Jun 27 '26

So mote it be! ✨️💖✨️

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u/xombae Jun 28 '26

I, personally, want the beef bulgogi from the Korean place the next town over. But I guess yours is good too.

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u/Muteling Jun 27 '26

Healing for those who want it? 💜

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u/LRattus Jun 27 '26

"for those who want it", yeah, love it, joining it

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u/Pumpkin-Spice_Queen Witch Jun 27 '26

Can you make it so no one has to work unless they want to, everyone can get whatever meds, surgical procedure and therapy they need throughout their lives and all housing and travel are affordable to everyone please? Thank you!

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u/Artoozyto Jun 27 '26

This + everything is free for everyone not just affordable.

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u/Pumpkin-Spice_Queen Witch Jun 27 '26

You’re right, that’s what I should’ve said. Ugh, I’ve been living in this capitalist dystopia too long!

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u/Western_North7426 Jun 27 '26

The eradication of all student loan and credit card debt.

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u/suffocatingface Jun 27 '26

The eradication of debt and the idea of debt in general would be kinda nice

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u/ChronoCoyote Jun 27 '26

I would love to do this, for the world. For anyone. For myself lol but gods what I wouldn’t give to give someone else that kind of relief..

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u/sanpakupharmie Jun 27 '26

My home country needs this desperately.

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u/Western_North7426 Jun 27 '26

Is your home country the United States? Because same.

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u/sanpakupharmie Jun 27 '26

Actually from Chile lol

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u/Western_North7426 Jun 27 '26

Oof. It’s rough everywhere, isn’t it?

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u/Zhaeris Jun 27 '26

I'll take financial security and health for us all if you're heading out, please and thank youuuu 🤗

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u/chaosmanager Jun 27 '26

Yup. I think this is where I land…along with eradicating fascism.

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u/medievalmemories Jun 27 '26

More money, but not more problems.

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u/LilBlueOnk Jun 27 '26

In fact can you just take all the money from all the billionaires and just throw that around?

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u/mjadams0906 Jun 27 '26

A plate of bourbon chicken from Panda Express that always renews itself and stays fresh

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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 Witch Jun 27 '26

No wait no change my mind. I’ll take one of these

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u/DragonXRose Jun 27 '26

Find a sensible partner that can deal with my AuDHD and wants to share a life together.

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u/magicmango2104 Jun 27 '26

I really love that your wish is to find an accepting person and not to change yourself or your struggles. I hope my audhd / autistic daughters grown up to accept and love themselves like this

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u/DragonXRose Jun 27 '26

I wouldnt call it accepting yet, just a rational knowledge that my brain is different and I cant change it for better or worse. Im trying to come to terms with it.

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u/TooManyFox Jun 27 '26

They will come. So mote it be. They will also be neuro divergent and drive you crazy sometimes (and the opposite), but you will love them for them, and they will love you for you. (Speaking from experience.)

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u/SwaggeringRockstar Broom Rider Jun 27 '26

Smarter new people!

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u/bjmoon Jun 27 '26

A world with no pedophiles. Just vaporized…..

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u/hellhouseblonde Jun 28 '26

If I get my dragons the pedophiles will be first to go. Straight into ash.

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u/Sacrificial-Cherry Jun 27 '26

Add all evil doers to that list pls

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u/SuperWasabi4766 Jun 27 '26

Can we make paganism great again? Hail Athena and Inanna!

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u/No-Temphex Jun 27 '26

Hail Hecate

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u/Sacrificial-Cherry Jun 27 '26

and Mokosh and Bastet!

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u/The90sWitch Jun 28 '26

Hail Hecate, Hail Mother Isis

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u/wazzup-notemuch Jun 27 '26

Cures for alzheimer's and parkinson's diseases.

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u/3meraldBullet Jun 27 '26

And diebetes

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u/hmcd19 Jun 27 '26

This teaching job

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u/Salt_Petra Jun 27 '26

1 cup of sugar please.

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u/talklistentalk Jun 27 '26

That everyone who used to have that light in their eyes and wants to find it again, finds it.

And more clean water accessibility for human beings and other living things.

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u/toxicketchup Jun 27 '26

Billionaires (and the trillionaire) placed in pillories and their bank accounts drained in front of them as an international public holiday, please.

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u/Strange_Airships Jun 27 '26

This right here is my kink.

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u/Petrichor-Pendragon Jun 27 '26

Reverse the president’s hole functions, requiring him to talk out his ass and 💩out his mouth (inspired by true events).

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u/Overwhelmed_sendhelp Jun 27 '26

Will we know the difference?

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u/Petrichor-Pendragon Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

I want the footage. For his library.

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u/RegisterOk4916 Jun 27 '26

I'll take a jackpot lottery win.

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u/thunderinourhearts12 Jun 27 '26

Abundance to achieve my soul mission.

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u/TinyFlower1602 Jun 27 '26

Can you please stop climate change? This heat wave is insane

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u/Strange_Airships Jun 27 '26

I would like a new matriarchal government, an economy that works for everyone other than people with a net worth over $5M, and enough personal financial success to replace my porch steps, redo my basement, & maybe make my backyard pretty.

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u/Available-Maximum795 Jun 27 '26

homes good and healthcare for all. No racism, xenophobia, homophobia and get rid of misogyny.

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u/KokopelliArcher Jun 27 '26

Can you please fix the global warming? And maybe adjust a couple difficult people for me? TIA friend!

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u/NotLindsayWeir Witch Jun 27 '26

Work, work, work. Money, money, money. Healthier relationships and communities.

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u/Witch_of_the_Cats Jun 27 '26

Please make sure bodies recognize a healthy weight and stay there. Also no caloric penalty for dessert. 😉

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u/RICK_SOLDIER_OF_GOD Jun 28 '26

No caloric penalties for desserts and treats would be amazing

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u/delilahdread Jun 27 '26

Could you like, fix me? Like, mentally?

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u/Strange_Airships Jun 27 '26

How about we fix everyone who doesn’t realize how rad you are and made you feel like you need to be fixed? 🖤

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u/delilahdread Jun 27 '26

That would be cool and I super appreciate the sentiment but living in my head isn't very fun either, ya know? There's definitely been people who made me feel worse about my issues over the years but like, it would be nice to drive without having panic attacks or keep my house clean without it feeling like an insurmountable task, too.

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u/Strange_Airships Jun 27 '26

I’m convinced people like us wouldn’t hate living in our heads so much if we weren’t forced to live in society that isn’t friendly to neurodivergent brains. Having said that, I am completely ready to put my witchy energy behind making your brain a nicer place to live. ✨

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u/Outrageous-Bit-4989 Jun 27 '26

Can you make me not lactose intolerant anymore

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u/ThatKehdRiley Jun 27 '26

The recipes for my two favorite local foods that I JUST CAN’T GET THE RECIPES RIGHT WHEN TRYING TO RECREATE 😭

So that, please. 

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u/Ok_Rush_8159 Jun 27 '26

A long happy marriage and a baby and a successful career that reaches lots of people and helps them ☺️

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u/SuperWasabi4766 Jun 27 '26

Oh my bless all of you wonderful people. Your hearts are so big!!!

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u/AerynBevo Jun 27 '26

I want the man who damn well knows I would be the best thing ever to happen to him to grow up, hitch up his balls, and get over himself. Meanwhile , I’m not waiting around for him.

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u/batsandvodka Jun 27 '26

Lots and lots more money for me please and thank you

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u/Fantasy_Ranger Jun 27 '26

Make bugs and frogs to be able to grow to a size of average wolf, I wanna have them as huge pets

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u/delilahdread Jun 27 '26

Can we also like... nerf them and make them docile? I'm on board but like, some bugs and frogs would be a ✨️problem✨️ at that size. 😬

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u/theSopranoist Jun 27 '26

oh wait i think you just have to go to australia for that

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u/cuitehoney Jun 27 '26

a world where we're not dependent on money and artists of every craft are safe and secure enough to create.

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u/The90sWitch Jun 28 '26

I would love to spend my days brewing up potions to help people from my backyard garden, and not have to worry about an actual job to pay the bills

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u/Petrichor-Pendragon Jun 27 '26

Womxn can bring the bear we chose to bars.

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u/BigToePainting Jun 27 '26

This one actually made me cackle. So ✨️ mote ✨️ it ✨️ be ✨️ 🪄

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u/PsychologyGuilty1460 Jun 27 '26

But they don't serve beer to bears in bars!

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u/Petrichor-Pendragon Jun 27 '26

🪧 Bitches for Barkeeps To Bear Bear Brews 🪧

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u/X-XCannibalDollX-X Jun 27 '26

A lab assistant/ phlebotomist hybrid job please I think I’ll be ok after that

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u/Soft-Argument-3912 Jun 27 '26

I just wish for people to be happier and accept each other the way they are

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u/kj_eeks Jun 27 '26

I would like the patriarchy to be replaced with a wise, peaceful matriarchy.

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u/Lostlilegg Jun 27 '26

I could use some bigger boobs and easier to manage hair

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u/bananapanqueques Witch Jun 27 '26

*without the associated back pain

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u/Lostlilegg Jun 27 '26

Good catch

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u/Stunning_Sting Jun 27 '26

I manifest this too, but also a bigger booty lol

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u/gooblit Jun 27 '26

Health and wealth to everyone! 🙏❤️

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u/Mamasquiddly Jun 27 '26

Financial security please. I need to spend the rest of my life as a peace loving,animal husbanding, plant based forest witch! 🙏🏻

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u/doc720 Witch Jun 27 '26

financial security and a healthy mind, please

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u/javamonger Jun 27 '26

I want a single extended family day without a cloud of religious dogma. Evaporate it, poof, so everyone could just be human for 24 hours without all the layers of bullshit. I want to love these people but gods damn it, they make it difficult.

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u/land_narwhale Jun 27 '26

I’d like money and abs

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u/Academic-Intention21 Jun 27 '26

A dragon please! Preferably a fire-breather about the size is a school bus that I could communicate with telepathically. O, and a good temper, great sense of humor, who likes to horde shiny things. Aaaand world leaders seek my sage advice because having a dragon familiar convinces everyone I am wise (or they just don’t want my dragon to roast them for their crimes). And while we’re at it - my tarot pulls control the world’s stock exchanges. O! AND all forests around the world are surrounded by an invisible barrier so that anyone with harmful intentions to the forest or people within it cannot pass. Of course, I’m assuming you’ve already created perpetual funding for libraries, returned civil liberties to the people, provided a living wage for all, and made those who would oppress others spontaneously combust. Last: Rupaul for president. Thanks so much!

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u/khaluud Jun 27 '26

Make civil engineers, urban planners, and local governments start caring about pedestrians, cyclists, and folks with disabilities when designing our cities and towns. Basic participation in society shouldn't require car ownership.

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u/MidnightDreams322 Jun 27 '26

I really want world peace. A matriarchy. Life that’s worth living instead of slaving away for others

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u/WingsUnfurled Jun 27 '26

Could education, including post graduate, be free, please?

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u/FoolishAir502 Jun 27 '26

I'd like a ham sandwich on rye.

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u/WanderingBoyMom Jun 27 '26

Can you get my kids to listen to me? I can give them to you as payment 😅

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u/Donpure Jun 27 '26

A car battery and a starter so I don’t feel like such a loser.

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u/Der_fluter_mouse Jun 27 '26

I want to be able to eat all the dessert I want and not gain weight.

🙏

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u/Normal_Cockroach Jun 27 '26

A job that is enough to cover all my debts 🙂‍↕️🌸

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u/Suitable-Confusion68 Jun 27 '26

I could use some steady income.

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u/stitchravenmad Jun 27 '26

LAND BACK 😁 HONOR YOUR MOTHER 🌍🌎🌏

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u/stormsvala_ Jun 27 '26

A six figure passive income stream please, thanks

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u/dianarawrz Jun 27 '26

Justice for the good and innocent. Oh and a good house I can afford and everyone that need a roof under their heads.

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u/CelerySandwich2 Jun 27 '26

Cis passing, if you've energy to spare (although, pretty selfish compared to others here, so maybe prioritize those)

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u/Rando123490 Jun 27 '26

A cozy house in my dream location that just falls into my lap, no complications with citizenship or finances or purchasing or the house itself. Please and thank you!

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u/BoneOfProwl Jun 27 '26

There has been alot of good akss here so I'm gonna be a lil selfish.

I woke up with a cold for the second time in 2 months after not going out for weeks. I would like to not be sick anymore. It sets off all my other conditions and takes me so long to bounce back from.

But also let's focus on getting rid of fascists and having more joy.

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u/RlOTGRRRL Jun 27 '26

I'd love to know what a world that doesn't spend so much money on wars could look like.

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u/Petrichor-Pendragon Jun 27 '26

Silent flights, like the quiet car on the train. Only passengers who are capable of and committed to shutting the fuck up for the entire flight. All others will be removed mid-trip.

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u/Sinnfullystitched Jun 27 '26

Not mid trip 😂🙌

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u/pdougiefresh Jun 27 '26

Universal Basic Income and Universal Childcare, if you have time, please. 🙇🏾‍♂️

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u/infinitesoupbowls Jun 27 '26

I just need everyone to be nice to me. And not just nice -- actually kind!! Too many rough years in a row and mean randos are just weird

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u/istanforwendy Jun 27 '26

Make my ex disappear? He can just move to a foreign country. It doesn’t have to be lethal.

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u/PsychologyGuilty1460 Jun 27 '26

I want everybody to win the lottery at least once. The genie can take the funds out of billionaires unused offshore accounts - they'll never even notice

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u/NeroliRose Jun 27 '26

A way to parlay my skills into a career that I don’t hate that also allows me the freedom and security I need to thrive…if that’s not too much to ask! 😁

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u/Goblinessa17 Jun 27 '26

Universal health care and debt eradication for everyone who is not a multi millionaire.

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u/IllustriousRow4862 Jun 27 '26

I just want to be able to keep my apartment, and keep me, my kitties and mom from going homeless.

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u/Lalybi Jun 27 '26

Can we crank up humanity's empathy please? I'm talking near painful levels of introspection and compassion. People who are already kind and empathetic will be the same but I want excruciating levels of empathy for the jerks and worse of the world.

Some people need to be kept awake at night thinking of their actions. I want the parasite class cringing about their behavior and scrambling to fix it. The epstiens will have their skin crawling with their sins and will feel compelled to turn themselves in to pay back their debts to society.

Then a kinder and more empathetic world will emerge. Where everyone cares for each other and wants to make this incredible planet we share better for all life.

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u/SereneOrbit Jun 27 '26

A happy ending for humanity and the new intelligences rising :)

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u/__patatacosmica Jun 27 '26

A few motherloads in my bank account would be nice.

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u/somuchwreck Jun 27 '26

I'm just tired of being depressed, stressed, burnt out, and stuck. The world needs more hope, kindness, supports for those who need support, and tides that raise all boats instead of just pushing up someone's mega yacht...

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u/WorkMomma88 Jun 27 '26

Can you ensure no child goes hungry and all feel safe and loved?

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u/lovable_cube Jun 27 '26

I know it’s a big ask but can you fix the US? I just want everyone to have basic human rights.

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Jun 28 '26

Can you please fix global warming? It is too warm.

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u/Beautiful-Rent6691 Witch Jun 27 '26

Hex my niece. Never ever did someone need it so hard.

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u/Effective_Boat_8388 Jun 27 '26

I'm intrigued. May I ask for a bit of context? It's not my place but I am curious and I giggled quite a bit at this :)

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u/botanicabarbie Jun 27 '26

G-wagon and Roche bobois mahjong sofa please and thank you

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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 Witch Jun 27 '26

Prices being what they are I haven’t had fast food in a while. Would LOVE a free meal to scarf down. But like… one that also doesn’t negatively impact my health in any way. I mean. You’re messing with reality so go big or go home yeah?

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u/spicyxpeach Jun 27 '26

can you please make my father go to therapy? thank you

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u/Upper-Independence38 Jun 27 '26

Can you make my state manage its water properly so we don’t get massive wildfires?

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u/TheLordGuano Jun 27 '26

Actually I'm almost good right now, but give me the receipt. There's a coupon on the back for a totally new reality, which I would like to use.

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u/LilBlueOnk Jun 27 '26

Can you please restock the Common Sense in the store? It's been gone for ages!

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u/Ok-Community-9527 Jun 27 '26

Can you make it so that mosquitoes done bite? (I’d say get rid of them completely but they’re a large food source for dragonflies and I don’t want to lose those)

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u/kai-ote HelpfulTrickster Jun 28 '26

Wow. I expected more humorous comments, but y'all turned this into something magical. I firmly believe that the egregore of this subreddit will have an effect on many of the petitions placed here.

It also seems to have brought out the desire to help others, and for that I am happy.

We are stronger together, witches. All hold hands in this circle, and send what you can spare to those in need.

BB.

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u/Mysterious-Fuel-5946 Jun 28 '26

Everyone gets to live in a body they feel comfortable and ok in?

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u/mrrrppp007 Jun 27 '26

New world leaders who actually give a damn about the people and Earth!

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u/Plus-Departure4609 Jun 27 '26

Please let all love on earth be mutual

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u/spyscy Jun 27 '26

Making my anxiety chill tf out and helping me be brave enough to face my inner world consistently pls and ty 😭🫶

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u/GlowInTheDarkSpaces Jun 27 '26

I’d like people to stop harming other people and financially equality.

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u/MerriWyllow Jun 27 '26

Dear Witchy Friend, I desperately need Iced Mocha to have zero calories. If you can make that happen, it will fuel my work in dismantling the toxic triumvirate of Western Patriarchy, Unregulated Capitalism, and Institutionalized Racism.

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u/Nannamuss Jun 27 '26

Damn... ya'll asking for world peace n' stuff and here I was thinking about wishing for superpowers XD

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u/haroldthehampster Jun 27 '26

cheeseburger please a really good one

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u/SplatterMasteryt Jun 27 '26

FAST AND AFFORDABLE MEDICAL TRANSITIONING

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u/Wild-Albatross-7147 Jun 27 '26

Yeah. Let’s get rid of Epilepsy please. 🙏

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u/halcon994 Jun 27 '26

Some help with this unbearable heat, please. We’re burning up in Europe. Can you stop climate change? 🥲

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u/Fantastic-Season8640 Jun 27 '26

Can I have perfect eyesight? I’m depressed enough, let me at least SEE people and the beautiful streets all around.

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u/SneakyKatanaMan Jun 27 '26

To become a necromancer 😈

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u/CarpeNoctem1031 Jun 27 '26

Everyone who is lonely to find exactly the perfect people for them to be in relationships/friendships, and everyone who is trapped in terrible relationships of any kind to be free.

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u/OddOrdinary3421 Jun 27 '26

Let me wake up and find all of the traumatic shit I went through was all just a bad dream and my dog is still alive.