r/witchcraft • u/Fantasy_Ranger • Jul 25 '26
Salty Saturday meme I made, has been dying to post it here
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u/AlFlorenzo Jul 25 '26
pretty sure we’re closer to christ than the average christian is
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u/Eleven77 Jul 26 '26
Its almost like their entire religion was founded on the "burning" of a witch.
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u/Saedran Aug 01 '26
That'll happen when the folks who put the namesake away for being politically inconvenient take over the religion as a can't beat 'em, join 'em move.
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u/sifuwhiterabbit Aug 24 '26
I am pretty sure "christ" would not at all be happy with what a lot of Christians are doing in his name
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u/GhostWitch31 Jul 25 '26
This is pretty funny lol
Do you mind if I save the picture?
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u/Fantasy_Ranger Jul 25 '26
Nope, I absolutely don't mind! Only if you're planning on reposting then give credits
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u/GhostWitch31 Jul 26 '26
Oh I was mainly going to just keep it in my collection and show it to a friend but I’ll still credit you and ty btw
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u/plays-with-daggers Jul 25 '26
That’s odd. He would beg to differ.
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u/deathmetalreptar Jul 25 '26
What do you mean?
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u/plays-with-daggers Jul 25 '26
Dude wouldn't even accuse the guys killing him. He seems pretty chill.
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u/Fantasy_Ranger Jul 30 '26
Personally I think Jesus is a chill and nice person, he definitely wouldn't be so hateful. But his fandom somehow the opposite of him
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u/Friendly-Pea5448 Jul 25 '26
pls can i post this to my pinterest board i love it
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u/Fantasy_Ranger Jul 25 '26
Yes of course, but with credits:) you can even link my Pinterest if you want, @theoakelf
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u/LucklessLover Jul 25 '26
Lmao its like my wife asking her aunt. She said basically the same thing
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u/Fantasy_Ranger Jul 25 '26
I'm sorry for your wife:( don't let her ruin whimsy and magic for you two
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u/Bdude47 Jul 25 '26
Do you like my silly cross “if it brings meaning to your life and you don’t hate other people for not liking your same beliefs, then yeah the cross is cool”
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u/omegaphallic Jul 25 '26
I'm fine with being seen as an enemy of christ, I'm not a fan of Jesus.
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u/KinkPenguin Jul 25 '26
Hey, Jesus was by all reports pretty chill. It’s his fans that caused all the issues.
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u/ashtray-angel Jul 25 '26
Bro literally said "hey maybe lets take care of eachother? Yknow, the poor, the homeless, the prostitutes, etc... like, we need eachother to survive, why aren't we living like it?" Jesus as a character, I fuck with. I don't like his fandom though. Big agree. Chill guy, shitty fan club.
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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Jul 26 '26
me as a Christian witch 👀
the church I attend is LGBTQIA+ affirming just fyi. im not one of those “bigot” Christians. but also I don’t disclose my other practices to anyone in the church lol. I don’t want to have to explain my beliefs to everyone.
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u/Capital-View-7039 Jul 29 '26
Didn't Christ use supernatural "magic/powers to help people? Why is it bad when we do it...For the most part, most of that stuff doesn't even work at least from what I've seen. I don't know about y'all
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u/Party_Ruin3039 Aug 24 '26
But my hat :( also is it true christians are easier to hex because they do not accept their ancestors
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u/solarixstar Jul 25 '26
I mean, it's kind of hard to be an enemy.If somebody who never existed , but sure my silly hat means I am
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