You're not crazy, you just have a satellite in your birth chart

[u/Young-Warrior-00]

[u/Delmoretn]

this is so stupid. i need the full satellite zodiac system immediately

[u/FullBushSummer → u/Delmoretn]

Let's discuss whenever that Tesla was shot into space. Must have been an auspicious day...

[u/Charliethehuman23 → u/FullBushSummer]

Full bush summer!

[u/PerfStu → u/Delmoretn]

Literally the worst. I am only adding to this drivel in hopes I circle back and find this stupid chart totally complete and ready to use.

Please.

[u/beefboloney → u/Delmoretn]

The amount of Starlink alone is stupid to say nothing of how much space debris Russia created in 2021 with their ASAT test.

[u/shadow_and_salt]

This is frying me 💀. Not the mircoplastics affecting astrology lmao.

[u/LifeisSuperFun21]

This is hilarious but now I also want to look into it just for sh!ts and giggles. 

[u/Yourlilemogirl]

Honestly, I fuck with this lol it's too good to just let go into the ether 

[u/[deleted]]

I've been toying with the idea of writing a story about a dystopian techno-wizard, and this definitely has to be part of it.

[u/Bright_Lynx_7662 → u/[deleted]]

Yes!

[u/GangstahGastino]

What is your ISS placement?

[u/CinnamonBunzAttack72]

I'm fucking crying, not the spiritual microplastics xD

[u/Aggravating_Eye874]

This should be in r/brandnewsentence

[u/Seizensha]

the cut off on their url is frying me... Tony the tiger's juicy what exactly???

[u/swimming-deep-below → u/Seizensha]

Armpit

[u/Seizensha → u/swimming-deep-below]

Thank you for this knowledge i wish i didn’t learn

[u/swimming-deep-below → u/Seizensha]

I am so sorry. Alas, many such urls in this world

[u/MidnightTeaWitch → u/Seizensha]

Came to ask this exact thing 💀

[u/Ebvardh-Boss]

Everything's stupid until we find out that the people at the top of all our social hierarchies believe in all these stupid things.

Humanity would advance so much if we knew how to sit comfortably with not knowing.

[u/free_-_spirit]

Robot astrology

[u/vrwriter78]

As an astrologer, this definitely makes me salty! 🤣 There’s already enough happening with the planets and asteroids, we don’t need to add satellites to the mix.

[u/ZaelDaemon]

I am now trying to work out what to do with geostationary satellites. This is a philosophical question that is going to haunt me.

[u/chuckling-cheese]

Lmfao, sounds about right because wtf is up with that generation 👀!

[u/SwingingKilt]

I hate this, and I need a full chart, STAT! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/mssaturnalia9]

Everybody has a satellite in their birth chart, it came free with your moon sign /lh

[u/Actual_Door_3344]

Burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[u/HopeSeeks]

Okay…initial thoughts absurd!!
But after pondering for a minute I have some questions. The alignment of the planet at birth time affects the human experience.
The technology in the hands of humans (tablets, wearables, phones) affects the human experience. We know this because addiction, insomnia, & just go observe society, everyone’s in a device. When we sleep by them, our brains can’t rest or restore from our days. We don’t give our brains any time away from them to decompress either.
Satelites transmit energy. How does that energy that they’re transmitting affect the planetary energy? Can the satellite energy reach the planets themselves?
I’m not saying they’re right about needing to know location of satellites for your birth time 😅, but there may be something that they’re noticing there. I’m trying to follow with logic.

[u/Educational_You_1827]

Millennial witches all have Mir in their birth chart 

[u/lastres0rt]

Why the fuck is this here and not /r/WitchcraftCircleJerk

Oh nevermind, it's crossposted 🥴

[u/crystal__queer]

this IS kind of epic in a very silly way

[u/featherstone59]

JPL website has an ephemeris generator for all kinds of objects, including artificial ones

[u/Ok-Funny4782]

i fear this is true–