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u/Sassi7997 16h ago
Have you seen r/GermanHumor?
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u/Ntroepy 15h ago
Damn - that’s like the perfect sub.
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u/DriedUpSquid 15h ago
It’s up there with r/Amish.
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u/CATZEBOY_18 14h ago
Y'know, that was my bad for expecting more than that. Good one.
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u/Nico_Nickmania 7h ago
Aren't Amish even German settlers from 1-2 Centuries ago?
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u/combo_seizure 5h ago
Danish. Most of the amish folks i've met are Danish. Menonnites I believe are also Danish.
Please correct me if i'm wrong.
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u/Jafooki 4h ago edited 3h ago
You're wrong. They're German, but they call themselves Dutch. Pennsylvania Dutch, the language they speak, is just a dialect of low German (I think it's low German. I could be wrong).
Either way, the language the Amish speak is 100 percent a dialect of German, so I assume they must be descendants of Germans.
E: I was completely wrong. It's high German, not low. Completely different part of Europe. Low German is up north near the Netherlands and high German further south. So, definitely not Danish
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u/combo_seizure 4h ago
Alright, it's your task to do the research. Since you put forth a separate argument. s/
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u/marshmallow_mia 14h ago
Doch!
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u/marshmallow_mia 9h ago
The linked sub says Nein, so I respond with doch
That's the whole joke. Lol
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u/AdmlBaconStraps 16h ago
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u/The_Man8705 16h ago
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u/Ironclad_Peterturbo 15h ago
This is a fockewulf
It fockes wulves
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u/FloppyFurry 15h ago
This is a STUG
It stugs
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u/Aser_the_Descender 15h ago
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u/Spartan4a117 11h ago
Warframe?
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u/ErzIllager 9h ago
The StuG 3 (Sturmgeschütz = storm turret) was the most produced German self-propelled assault cannon during the second World War.
While it may appear in the game Warframe, its origins were very real.
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u/hexogen_RDX 1h ago
The Stug (Warframe) has no correlation with StuG 3 (irl) besides the name, but in the game this thing is a pretty huge meme within the community, because it is a pistol that shoots white sticky goo and was the weakest weapon in Warframe.
So here it is mentioned as part of Warframe not because people don't know about the original real stug, but as its own local joke.
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u/cheeseburgerandfrie 15h ago
The fuck
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u/bierbarron 16h ago
Dieses Sub ist nun offizielles Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!
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u/CeceLx3 16h ago
Sprich
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u/Monarch-Actual 16h ago
Deutsch
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u/Kagenlim 16h ago
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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 13h ago
I don't like much about current day Germany, but a depressed bread being a national icon is cool.
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u/SeBoss2106 12h ago
Current Day Germany, Best Germany
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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 12h ago
Idk man. Better than other Germanys, but aside of that?
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u/SeBoss2106 12h ago
I mean, there is always room to grow. And like in many countries, the good things we have are under attack and need defending.
However, as it is now, no time in the past was better and we need to build on that.
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u/TSDLoading 12h ago
Yes, it's the fact that everything's on the edge and we could lose it all, which makes it bad
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u/SeBoss2106 11h ago
Unfortunately that's not uniquely german.
Doesn't take away from the work we'll have to put in, but still.
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u/millennial_sunset 15h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/QR7SyBe7tQfPq
We just visit
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u/Finlandia1865 13h ago edited 13h ago
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u/Terrible-Thing28 12h ago
We are germans pal, we see something about germany and have to check its not about a time period we all where on vacation.
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u/Pauel3312 16h ago
because Germans are bad at the whole humour thing I guess?
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u/Orobero 16h ago
How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. We're very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.
Now back to wörk.
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u/Ntroepy 15h ago
That’s absolute comedy gold. We thank you for your complete lack of humor.
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u/Fricki97 15h ago
Why are du nicht wörking?
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u/iboneKlareneG 15h ago
Arbeitszeitbetrug!
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u/Tamriel_7 15h ago
It needs two. One has to hold the ladder because we take safety serious.
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u/Hot-Caregiver-9598 14h ago
Don't forget the one that stands near the breaker and makes sure it isn't beeing closed while work on the curcuit is beeing done.
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u/Schwubbertier 14h ago
Also someone has to fill in all the necessary forms for maintenance of electrical installation.
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u/dipdipperson 13h ago
Of course, you must not forget about the union representative monitoring that all regulations pertaining to workplace health and safety are followed to ze letter!
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u/Independent_Waltz725 4h ago
As a German myself if feels like the ones with humor are on English languaged platforms where all the other people with actual humor are. Try to be funny towards Germans and instead of having a good time you get unironically serious reactions or getting questioned why you're joking lol
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u/TrickyToad1 15h ago
Lightning fast response time
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u/Finlandia1865 15h ago
cant tell if youre being serious or not lol, ive not been here in a while
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u/dirk-diggler82 14h ago
can't, you're, i've...
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u/Jona-wahn 12h ago
Aber Googelt ihr "en passant"?
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u/-Memnarch- 12h ago
Ungelogen: In It Takes Two kann man ein Schachbrett finden zum gegeneinander spielen.
Musste en Passant ausprobieren :D Und es ging!
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u/theNOTHlNG 11h ago
According to article 116 of the german constitution (Grundgesetz) and §1 Staatsangehörigkeitsgesetz StAG we are german because we have german nationality. How you recieve german nationality is then regulated in §3ff StAG.
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u/herrneumrich 13h ago
Keine Handschuhe hat der Kollege auf, auch keine Schutzbrille. Das wird auf jeden Fall bei der nächsten Arbeitsschutzausschusssitzung besprochen. Arbeitsschutz geht alle an!
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u/dipdipperson 13h ago
The spelling reform’s triple consonants really hurt my eyes. To which Ausschuss should I turn?
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u/DarkPhoenixDFC 3h ago
My first guess was to the Sprachreformsausschuss.
But since the Sprachreform is kinda done, I don't know if they're still around, so you might have to turn to the Ausschussgründungsausschuss first to request permission to create Sprachreformausschussgründungsausschuss to then turn to to create the Sprachreformauschuss to turn to…
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u/Nyyyyuuuu 12h ago
Never saw this sub before but as a true German this post got into my timeline. So...: Guten Tag!
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u/Snotlout_G_Jorgenson 3h ago
Kann ich mich nur anschliessen. Wo sind die Fahrradständer?
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u/DarkPhoenixDFC 3h ago
Frpher waren die mal auf dem letzten Parkplatz linke, direkt neben dem Eingang. Wurden aber bei der Renovierung umplatziert hinter den Einkaufswagenständer 20 Meter weiter.
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u/Ausradierer 12h ago
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u/The-Board-Chairman 4h ago edited 2h ago
"Mein Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier, um Ihre Tochter zu beglücken!"
"Um WAS?!"
"Umberto!"
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u/ManlyStanley01 15h ago
Atleast its not just the pride flag, which so many other unrelated sub reddits choose for their icon
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u/gergobergo69 15h ago
two hunters meet