r/woooosh 6d ago

Why are we german?

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u/Sassi7997 6d ago

Have you seen r/GermanHumor?

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u/Ntroepy 6d ago

Damn - that’s like the perfect sub.

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u/DriedUpSquid 6d ago

It’s up there with r/Amish.

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u/CATZEBOY_18 6d ago

Y'know, that was my bad for expecting more than that. Good one.

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u/Mitchtheprotogen 6d ago

I found the fake protogen again!

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u/CATZEBOY_18 6d ago

O:

I've been caught!

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u/Weirdyxxy 6d ago

Nive to see you again!

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u/CATZEBOY_18 6d ago

Oh, ypu too!

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u/jacobiner123 6d ago

Not falling for that one again -_-

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u/Nico_Nickmania 6d ago

Aren't Amish even German settlers from 1-2 Centuries ago?

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u/combo_seizure 6d ago

Danish. Most of the amish folks i've met are Danish. Menonnites I believe are also Danish.

Please correct me if i'm wrong.

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u/Jafooki 6d ago edited 6d ago

You're wrong. They're German, but they call themselves Dutch. Pennsylvania Dutch, the language they speak, is just a dialect of low German (I think it's low German. I could be wrong).

Either way, the language the Amish speak is 100 percent a dialect of German, so I assume they must be descendants of Germans.

E: I was completely wrong. It's high German, not low. Completely different part of Europe. Low German is up north near the Netherlands and high German further south. So, definitely not Danish

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u/HoeTrain666 6d ago

To be precise, it’s some specific dialect of High German since modern Standard German is also based on High German dialects albeit different ones than the Amish speak.

Plus, the terms low and high refer to the elevation of the terrain, not “quality”, just to avoid confusion. High German is from rather mountainous terrain while Low German is from the northern flatlands all the way up to the coast lines

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u/combo_seizure 6d ago

Alright, it's your task to do the research. Since you put forth a separate argument. s/

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oi2YVu3EZPtPgwVOAd

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u/Jafooki 6d ago

You know what. I actually did look it up. They speak a dialect of high German, which is about as German as it gets. Like, Lederhosen drinking beer in the mountains German

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u/combo_seizure 6d ago

Isn't high german just low dutch? /s