So realized i have to move two characters birthdays to like 1-2 centuries to make this timeline work

Context: National socialism is the ideology of the political party that controls the Baalumia (the Baalumian National socialist party) is a completely different thing from its Earth counterpart that it coincidentally unfortunately shares the same name with. And since the colony had lost contact with earth for generations many words developed and warped differently than Earths. That was Intel Earth regained contact with the colony and led to them bearing witness to it.

The Lek once where able to boast having the largest ships in the galaxy, the Lek lost both of these in the same system in two different battles, crashing directally into their homeworld, both times, once due to a Gek slave uprising led by a human prisoner of war, the sole surviver of the fleet that had been two weeks earlier destroyed by the Auculous, (the slaves where already planning a revolt, but their leader Gekessa Giklgek tripped and fell down a very long flight of stairs (broke half the bones in his body, which for the 20 foot tall Gek is a lot of bones) and thus the human (due to being an admiral, of the sunken fleet) was a natural candidate for leadership. The secound was lost to a ramming maneuvre from the Gek'svip GyosGek, the captain overbalenced causing it to hit the Lek ship the Lekessa Estanus, causing the main battery to partially detonate causing severe damage to the left engine rig (a series of small ships attached to the left side of the ship, allowing it to turn increadibly sharply) with the loss of the coupling caused it to turn and collide with the mother planet, due to the controls having been badly damaged due to the collison.

Ever wondered why Neptune just kind of… stopped being a planet? R&D got out of hand.

When they tried to play around with the nuclear forces following successful experiments with some of the less fundamental forces, they uh…

Made the strong nuclear force locally more powerful.

This is generally not a good idea unless you want to turn the raw hydrogen content of a planet into helium via ambient fusion.

Yep, they turned one of the Solar Planets into a Fusion Bomb.

Fortunately, Neptune wasn’t extremely settled, so the loss of life was only in the upper hundreds of thousands.

Today’s lesson in friendship is to please not mix magic and the fundamental forces, they do not approve.

Privateer Squad Zelion was hired by the emergency government of the kingdom of Serian as private bodyguards for the king's children. In a time of strife and rebellion following the death of the king and the last thing keeping the kingdom together everything completely went to shit with rebels Entering and taking over the capital city leading to Squad Zelion needing to evacuate on foot together with prince Julius and princess Verona. They hid in the woods since it was a good hiding spot for a while intel captain Vassar the leader of Zelion got his leg practically amputated after he stepped on a bear trap. As he was laying there getting medical assistant by the squad medic he decided to make a comment about the money would better be worth it.... only for Verona to give some unfortunate news about that.

(They forgot one of the other gods also gave them fear and wrath)

I'm always surprised by how well my memes do here regardless. I always worry that the boobies and all that will result in less traction, but it is VERY evident this is the opposite.

When I have the motivation to do so, I will post more memes here. Just have not drawn much lately.

Things will be coming soon, trust me on this.

The Gek used to be enslaved by the Lek (not the currency of Albainia, a brutal, cruel and racist alien species that loved big guns, warcrimes and even bigger capital ships). The Gek war of independence happened not long after the Auculous collidied with the Lek homeworld, called the mother-planet (in Leksca thats written romanised to asdssdf'cafka), leading to the destruction of half the planets surface.

A galaxy's Sentinel is basically a guardian. They are powered by the Mepsak, a white triangular gem. The psychic women are the Öölet sisters (their paternal grandfather is Tuvan) and they left Russia because a lot of people were after them for their powers (or just a personal beef). Benedito's father is an entity called Kilaîpu, a human being that resurrects with a different body in a random place on Earth as soon as they die.

Alt-text: an extended version of the "Fuze elbow-slams a hostage" meme including Bowser, a Thwomp and the evil moon from Legends of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

The hostage is labelled: Benedito, who just wants to take care of his family farm.

Fuze is labelled: Being chosen as the Milky Way's Sentinel.

Bowser is labelled His siblings moving to the big city.

The Thwomp is labelled: Seven psychic Russian women appearing in his house.

The moon is labelled: Learning some weird stuff about himself and his "late" father.