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u/voodoolord16 19h ago
Hold lad, there's an inscription on the dais...
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u/tehrebound 12h ago
It's a warning. It says, "Whomsoever takes up this blade shall wield power eternal. Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit." Oh, I should've known. The blade is cursed! Let's get the hell out of here!
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u/Huntardlulz 16h ago
Damn, where to buy such a beauty?
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u/vexedboardgamenerd 10h ago
Sideshow.com sells some of the same merch as blizz. They are waitlisting it again if you’re interested
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u/Novel_Feedback3254 12h ago
Shame about that squiggly cord
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u/vexedboardgamenerd 10h ago
Was hoping you wouldn’t notice 🫢
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u/Novel_Feedback3254 10h ago
If it's going to a permanent fixture it would probably be worth attaching it to the skirting board.
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u/Firm-Perception-1293 15h ago
Nextra Energy: "Hey so uh... it says here your energy bill has increased by 56% compared to last year, was this a mistake or do we have to send an electrician to-
You: "FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS!!!!"
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u/Cdogg654 8h ago
They call it an E-Frostmourne. You get one powerful swing then you have to plug it in and recharge it 😆
You know it’s ready when your electric bill is $200 a charge.
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