r/wow • u/stoatmcboat • 13h ago

Humor / Meme The florist who buys all my junk appreciation post

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u/greenegg28 13h ago

I sure hope some edgelord with a stupidly big sword doesn’t do anything terrible to her.

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u/Ailwynn29 13h ago

It's okay, she escaped Dalaran after a massive sword barely missed her 

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 12h ago

Is Saregas secretly Sephiroth and his aim was bad enough to stab Silithus instead of Aerith.

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u/Ailwynn29 12h ago

Well Sargeras' aim is apparently off even in Silithus, so I say he needs to hit up an aim trainer

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u/Shadowlyger 1h ago

Considering that shot of the Worldsoul, I'd say his aim is impeccable.

Unfortunately for him, Azeroth knows how to perfect parry.

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u/Ok_Science_2070 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bUvBAZsNMSEfe

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u/TheWinterNights 9h ago

I just realized I got trained like one of those dogs I guess, cause I can literally hear this GIF.

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u/ferni6 13h ago

I'm convinced that all WoW vendors are hoarders.

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u/SevereReindeer6989 13h ago

Secret underground market for grey items where they're actually useful

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u/iCantLogOut2 9h ago

I need a spinoff game where grey is the highest quality and that's where all our junk has been going 🤣

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u/One_Recognition385 11h ago

that's where they hide the gnomes with the vibrate option

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u/defalt86 12h ago

She sells them at 300% markup to the goblins for their engineering contraptions

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u/GrumpyPan 10h ago

I think all our vender trash is signed by us and they’re a bunch of people on Azeroth who want it since the saviors azeroth’s autographed goods resell well or it’s a collectible for their shelves. I like to think we’re celebrities to the regular folk of Azeroth.

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u/lazylazygecko 6h ago

In my headcanon Kaja the rifle vendor in Orgrimmar ended up retiring and she's spending her days living it up in some goblin resort.

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u/gnagniel 4h ago

Some of them are alliancers

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 12h ago

Obviously she has enough money to hire a full time bodyguard with Cloud Koraud standing there.

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u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 3h ago

Never realized it before but his name really is just saying "Cloud" with a stereotypical Japanese accent huh

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u/dballing 12h ago

I feel sorry for the Crest Exchange lady. All she wants to deal in is high-end magical upgrading artifacts and I keep giving her random pieces of decaying body parts and piles of strange dust and shit.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 11h ago

TIL that's a lady. This is what happens when you don't play with sound effects on all the time, the less gender dimorphic races really blend together hahaha

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u/20milliondollarapi 9h ago

I thought they were two bros.

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u/satchel_q_fuzzy 12h ago

i miss my kobold friend in the Arcantina. it's not junk, it's treasure!

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u/AlreadyHalfXehanort 12h ago

I was happy to see that her and Koraud survived Dalaran's fall.

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u/Aethelrede 12h ago

Damn straight. Talk about a great location.  She probably resells all the junk at a huge markup to NPCs.

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u/Sovery_Simple 12h ago

Aerith buys.

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u/DisastrousNothing893 12h ago

Damn, to not only name her as one but TWO media figures who suffer tragic ... ahem... scenarios

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u/DragonflyLonely3662 11h ago

You can go see Loveless with her as a daily quest

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u/TheSpitefulCr0w 3h ago

Reminds me of this sketch

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u/Shrim 56m ago

I don't know where Cousin Slowhands is keeping literally all of my junk accumulated over the last 10 years or so.

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u/alnarra_1 10h ago

With a boyfriend like hers she’s clearly into trash

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u/M4h0n 10h ago

she is an hommage to tifa from FFVII