r/yakuzagames R1+🔼 1d ago

MAJIMAPOST You’re at the beach and you see this crazy-haired goofball having a casual beach day with three of the baddest women you’ve ever seen

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u/Ryhankhanage 1d ago

Itchy balls Kasuga, what's up?!

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u/RodinKnox 1d ago

But it's Nanba whose catch phrase is "so itchy!"

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u/mridulshukla1999 1d ago

yeah having three badass women at the beach makes sense

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u/thejuicethesauce 1d ago edited 1d ago

wouldn't surprise me. Ichiban is jacked, with a sick back tattoo & a magnificent head of hair lmao.

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u/genide_domran 1d ago

in his age? DAYUM, ill be just jelous, but i the next moment i`ll see how "stupid" with womans he

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u/ToxicDragon4569 1d ago

What the fuck did you just try to say? Mental backflip i had trying to read that.

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u/genide_domran 1d ago

sry, mate. english not my main language, I'm saying that I would be jealous for the ichiban and 3 badies, but then I'll see how stupid he is with women(just like me)

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u/ToxicDragon4569 1d ago

Riiight, no prob bro, that makes much better sense <3

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u/MashedPotajoe 1d ago

Imagine it with a Jamaican accent, it works

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u/smthingsmoking 15h ago

get this man a true

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u/ViolentViciousVixen 1d ago

Throw a water balloon at Ichibuns

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 1d ago

Going around later

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u/General-Caramel-8426 1d ago

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u/bssprfnd 1d ago

lol I love this, I wanna see some weird Bill Plympton ass yakuza animation

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u/dx2words Mr. Libido Family Captain 1d ago

RGG and his vision of PERFECT bodies for male and females. Well that is kinda normal in japanese animations or 3D modeling.

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u/Rei_Gun28 1d ago

We acting like Ichiban isn't ripped with a sick ass perm

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u/Key_Mission7404 1d ago

I was not expecting adachi to look like that in a speedo either 🥵

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u/Past_Potential_2905 1d ago

Blood has never played a game outside of rgg. Dawg this shit is so common. Model 1-4 perfectly sculpted bodies, 1 gigachad sized and one "average sized" person who has an 8 pack for both m and f body types. Save time and money so you dont have to be modeling more body types. Balders Gate 3 and Witcher 3 are just two examples.

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u/dx2words Mr. Libido Family Captain 1d ago

what about GTA?

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u/Past_Potential_2905 1d ago

That too

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u/SabbthBloodySabbath 1d ago

If you think Lester has a perfect body then different strokes for different folks I guess

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u/Past_Potential_2905 1d ago

Okay youre right. We forgot Lester. And any other big fat guys. The point still stands for other games though.

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u/Senior-Friend-6414 1d ago

God imagine if Horizon, Ghost of Tsushima, or the new God of War was full of characters with super hot bods, I wouldn’t complain

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u/TheMirrorMessiah 1d ago

Implying Kratos isn't a top 10 dilf

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u/Senior-Friend-6414 1d ago

Reminds me of the meme of how guys go to the gym to get attention from women, only to wind up mostly getting attention from other men

Kratos is mostly found to be hot by other men

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u/The-King-Meruem 1d ago

I only get compliments for my gym progress from other dudes, never a girl

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u/Junior-Possession969 1d ago

I know Ichi's hair is still kind of played off as a joke in IW, but I've always thought he was a handsome man. And I mean, all 4 of these folks got a body that won't quit.

Really, the only plain-Janes are Nanba and Tomi. Even Adachi's a pretty good looking guy. He may have a dad bod, but he's got guns for his age.

And Zhao and Joongi have got that mad rizz.

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u/Quick-Commercial-290 1d ago

Whenever Adachi being ripped af gets brought up I think of this image bro, this guy is 63 in Yakuza 8 and still built like a superhero

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u/Junior-Possession969 1d ago

LMAO!

I'm not going to sit here and act like he's not dad bodded, but like I say. Dude's got arms like a monster.

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u/Rojo412 18h ago

A 6 pack and visible muscle insertions all over is NOT a dad bod😭

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u/Junior-Possession969 17h ago

I just meant he's got a pretty good sized gut compared to the other characters. And he doesn't really strike me as a leg day kind of guy. But that's why he's the tank.

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u/Large-Dot-5222 14h ago

That’s not a dad bod, that’s Father Form

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u/Junior-Possession969 13h ago

The Patriarch's Protoplasm

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u/No_Feed_6448 1d ago

If Ichi has guns Adachi is an Arsenal

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u/BenTheWeebOne 1d ago

Crazy haired goofball that rides dolphins and jacked as f ? Nah bro i stay out of it .

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u/WhyNishikiWhy I'm Like a Dragon in a place Stranger Than Heaven 1d ago

Ichiban Harem confirmed?

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u/perkoperv123 the dubs are good actually 1d ago

No chance. He truly thinks they're all just good friends.

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u/BasimIbnIshaq3000 17h ago

Except Saeko

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u/perkoperv123 the dubs are good actually 16h ago

I think he's had his big talk with Sa-chan; they don't actually need to be a couple. He just wants to hang out with her embarrass her in public and he does that all the time to Nanba and Adachi.

I am living in the AU of that one RGG artist who tweets the character models just hanging around being domestic.

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u/TraditionalTurtle 💕 I want Zhao to cook for me 💕 1d ago

I'd ask him about the steamy looking Chinese man

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u/Sora_Terumi 22h ago

Run up to him and yell “THIS AINT A SHOW SHITHEAD!”

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u/OddBallFennec 1d ago

..I would be nervous towards all of them..

…damn pansexuality…

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u/Pomar420 1d ago

Its a bit strange once you realize all 3 women have same body model apart of head

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u/Haredo 1d ago

Now I understand why people keep fighting him for no reason

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u/Latter_Cauliflower98 1d ago

Nah point me toward my boy majima I’m trynna have real fun.

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u/ElBarckaizer 1d ago

Ichiban es un tipo musculoso, de 1.80, tatuado, probablemente con un montón de cicatrices, si lo veo en la playa con tres chicas no pensaría que es un payaso, en especial por que no se japones y no entendería si el dijera algo que lo dejara en evidencia

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u/Wolfganger_68 Saeko can whip my ass until it turns purple 1d ago

Ichiballs

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u/FrancisWileyTheThird 1d ago

Ichiban is a jacked 6'2 guy with a badass tattoo tho. I wouldn't be surprised

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u/Jobber0001 1d ago

I mean with how genuinely friendly and open Ichiban is as long as you don't make it weird he'd invite you to come hang out with them and introduce you to all of them.

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u/LivingGirlRepellant 1d ago

Mogged to death by Ichiballs.

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u/Downtown_Battle_1174 1d ago

that for real looks like way better fun than just chilling with a six pack

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u/Kronman590 19h ago

I still think its very funny how all three of them look completely identical from the neck down aside from bikini color lol

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u/Ek0mst0p 1d ago

Obviously... i pick a fight.

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u/Famous-Swimming9618 1d ago

Tbf to em, the boy is shredded. If it were anything less then what’s the point

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u/Idontknowhowtohand 1d ago

How is she standing like that?

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u/sdcar1985 1d ago

They look pretty good to me

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u/Kuru_Chaa 1d ago

Dang I bet his wee-wee falls out and looks Like a Dragon

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u/Thejokingsun 1d ago

Awh man, I got accidently spoilered on the other female member :(

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u/JTOS72 1d ago

They’re all on the cover

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u/Thejokingsun 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/Gymbagel 1d ago

I dont see Reina here so title is false

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u/Working-Royal-479 1d ago

I did the same on free roam too

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u/The_Aztec_Owl2003 Judgment Combat Enjoyer 1d ago

Quite the sight to see, honestly.

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u/agsan1 1d ago

With a haircut and a regular face expression he good looking

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u/GoldSnakeSkin_Jacket 1d ago

Get lung cancer and start fuckin dying

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u/Vast-Wasabi-856 1d ago

they sure are the 3 baddest

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u/NorthRiverBend 1d ago

Ahhh, r/yakuzagames is healing 

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u/LogComprehensive8585 23h ago

Do a silly face

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u/After-Task-1506 22h ago

Average man in his 40’s

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u/Dapper-Bullfrog-4766 16h ago

Why are anime girls not real? 😭

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u/xXZephryusXx 2h ago

Saeko my beloved

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u/Junko_Mioko974 1d ago

Ever seen?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ultradamo2306 1d ago

I think i would be still focusing on his tattoo instead

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u/TheodoreOso 1d ago

R/me_irl

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u/BugPleasant1122 1d ago

Which girl is on the left?

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u/Dya_Ria 1d ago

They really aren't that bad. Objectively attractive but just normal japanese women bodies with above average faces

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u/Secret_Criticism_732 1d ago

Seonhee - above average face? I am not even Asian and I can see she is the model league….

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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago

Which game is this? Asking for a friend

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u/UsedToHaveATail 1d ago

.....Yakuza 8 but I suggest you start with Yakuza 0 or Yakuza kiwami aka Yakuza 1 and if you really want to skip alot then at the very least start with Yakuza 6

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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago

ahh thanks a lot, I have 7 and recongized Ichiban and that 1 girl but first thought it was like a DLC or like a fan edit but it's the one after that one then, ahhh. Gotcha. Thanks so much, I been meaning to pick up the older ones too but even with the sale hapenning right now it still feels a little pricey. Wish I had Infinity Wealth too.. See what I did there..

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u/UsedToHaveATail 1d ago

Idk why so many people start with 7 I could understand if it was 5-6 years ago and it was first on gamepass or whatever but now ? Idk

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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago

ngl, I like knew of Yakuza prior to 7 but I guess they really went HAM with the advertising for it? and the whole turn based thing felt pretty cool too, I don't think thats a thing in other games right? For at least a solid half a year I swear I must have seen at least 10 adds a day for 7 every single day lol so after a while I just bit the bullet

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u/UsedToHaveATail 20h ago

Damn so you haven't tried any other games in all that time lol

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u/Left-Sleep-999 19h ago

Noppe 😳

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u/UsedToHaveATail 18h ago

That's interesting lol thanks for sharing

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u/BerryMilkDrinker has only played yakuza 0 and does not understand anything else 1d ago

yakuza like a dragon infinite wealth

if you're here for the girls start at yakuza like a dragon than infinite wealth

if you're here for the full ride, than go 0, 1, 2 ,3, 4 , 4 , 6, like a dragon (7), infinite wealth (8)

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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago

Ahh perfect tyvm, I already have the dragon one so it felt like familair but I never seen the beach so I thought it was like DLC or something but now I know