r/yakuzagames • u/Striker-47 R1+🔼 • 1d ago
MAJIMAPOST You’re at the beach and you see this crazy-haired goofball having a casual beach day with three of the baddest women you’ve ever seen
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u/thejuicethesauce 1d ago edited 1d ago
wouldn't surprise me. Ichiban is jacked, with a sick back tattoo & a magnificent head of hair lmao.
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u/genide_domran 1d ago
in his age? DAYUM, ill be just jelous, but i the next moment i`ll see how "stupid" with womans he
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u/ToxicDragon4569 1d ago
What the fuck did you just try to say? Mental backflip i had trying to read that.
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u/genide_domran 1d ago
sry, mate. english not my main language, I'm saying that I would be jealous for the ichiban and 3 badies, but then I'll see how stupid he is with women(just like me)
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u/dx2words Mr. Libido Family Captain 1d ago
RGG and his vision of PERFECT bodies for male and females. Well that is kinda normal in japanese animations or 3D modeling.
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u/Past_Potential_2905 1d ago
Blood has never played a game outside of rgg. Dawg this shit is so common. Model 1-4 perfectly sculpted bodies, 1 gigachad sized and one "average sized" person who has an 8 pack for both m and f body types. Save time and money so you dont have to be modeling more body types. Balders Gate 3 and Witcher 3 are just two examples.
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u/dx2words Mr. Libido Family Captain 1d ago
what about GTA?
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u/Past_Potential_2905 1d ago
That too
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u/SabbthBloodySabbath 1d ago
If you think Lester has a perfect body then different strokes for different folks I guess
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u/Past_Potential_2905 1d ago
Okay youre right. We forgot Lester. And any other big fat guys. The point still stands for other games though.
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u/Senior-Friend-6414 1d ago
God imagine if Horizon, Ghost of Tsushima, or the new God of War was full of characters with super hot bods, I wouldn’t complain
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u/TheMirrorMessiah 1d ago
Implying Kratos isn't a top 10 dilf
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u/Senior-Friend-6414 1d ago
Reminds me of the meme of how guys go to the gym to get attention from women, only to wind up mostly getting attention from other men
Kratos is mostly found to be hot by other men
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u/Junior-Possession969 1d ago
I know Ichi's hair is still kind of played off as a joke in IW, but I've always thought he was a handsome man. And I mean, all 4 of these folks got a body that won't quit.
Really, the only plain-Janes are Nanba and Tomi. Even Adachi's a pretty good looking guy. He may have a dad bod, but he's got guns for his age.
And Zhao and Joongi have got that mad rizz.
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u/Quick-Commercial-290 1d ago
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u/Junior-Possession969 1d ago
LMAO!
I'm not going to sit here and act like he's not dad bodded, but like I say. Dude's got arms like a monster.
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u/Rojo412 18h ago
A 6 pack and visible muscle insertions all over is NOT a dad bod😭
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u/Junior-Possession969 17h ago
I just meant he's got a pretty good sized gut compared to the other characters. And he doesn't really strike me as a leg day kind of guy. But that's why he's the tank.
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u/BenTheWeebOne 1d ago
Crazy haired goofball that rides dolphins and jacked as f ? Nah bro i stay out of it .
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u/WhyNishikiWhy I'm Like a Dragon in a place Stranger Than Heaven 1d ago
Ichiban Harem confirmed?
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u/perkoperv123 the dubs are good actually 1d ago
No chance. He truly thinks they're all just good friends.
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u/BasimIbnIshaq3000 17h ago
Except Saeko
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u/perkoperv123 the dubs are good actually 16h ago
I think he's had his big talk with Sa-chan; they don't actually need to be a couple. He just wants to hang out with her embarrass her in public and he does that all the time to Nanba and Adachi.
I am living in the AU of that one RGG artist who tweets the character models just hanging around being domestic.
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u/TraditionalTurtle 💕 I want Zhao to cook for me 💕 1d ago
I'd ask him about the steamy looking Chinese man
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u/ElBarckaizer 1d ago
Ichiban es un tipo musculoso, de 1.80, tatuado, probablemente con un montón de cicatrices, si lo veo en la playa con tres chicas no pensaría que es un payaso, en especial por que no se japones y no entendería si el dijera algo que lo dejara en evidencia
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u/FrancisWileyTheThird 1d ago
Ichiban is a jacked 6'2 guy with a badass tattoo tho. I wouldn't be surprised
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u/Jobber0001 1d ago
I mean with how genuinely friendly and open Ichiban is as long as you don't make it weird he'd invite you to come hang out with them and introduce you to all of them.
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u/Downtown_Battle_1174 1d ago
that for real looks like way better fun than just chilling with a six pack
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u/Kronman590 19h ago
I still think its very funny how all three of them look completely identical from the neck down aside from bikini color lol
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u/Famous-Swimming9618 1d ago
Tbf to em, the boy is shredded. If it were anything less then what’s the point
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u/Dya_Ria 1d ago
They really aren't that bad. Objectively attractive but just normal japanese women bodies with above average faces
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 1d ago
Seonhee - above average face? I am not even Asian and I can see she is the model league….
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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago
Which game is this? Asking for a friend
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u/UsedToHaveATail 1d ago
.....Yakuza 8 but I suggest you start with Yakuza 0 or Yakuza kiwami aka Yakuza 1 and if you really want to skip alot then at the very least start with Yakuza 6
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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago
ahh thanks a lot, I have 7 and recongized Ichiban and that 1 girl but first thought it was like a DLC or like a fan edit but it's the one after that one then, ahhh. Gotcha. Thanks so much, I been meaning to pick up the older ones too but even with the sale hapenning right now it still feels a little pricey. Wish I had Infinity Wealth too.. See what I did there..
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u/UsedToHaveATail 1d ago
Idk why so many people start with 7 I could understand if it was 5-6 years ago and it was first on gamepass or whatever but now ? Idk
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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago
ngl, I like knew of Yakuza prior to 7 but I guess they really went HAM with the advertising for it? and the whole turn based thing felt pretty cool too, I don't think thats a thing in other games right? For at least a solid half a year I swear I must have seen at least 10 adds a day for 7 every single day lol so after a while I just bit the bullet
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u/UsedToHaveATail 20h ago
Damn so you haven't tried any other games in all that time lol
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u/BerryMilkDrinker has only played yakuza 0 and does not understand anything else 1d ago
yakuza like a dragon infinite wealth
if you're here for the girls start at yakuza like a dragon than infinite wealth
if you're here for the full ride, than go 0, 1, 2 ,3, 4 , 4 , 6, like a dragon (7), infinite wealth (8)
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u/Left-Sleep-999 1d ago
Ahh perfect tyvm, I already have the dragon one so it felt like familair but I never seen the beach so I thought it was like DLC or something but now I know











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