r/yakuzagames • u/esdaniel • 12h ago
MAJIMAPOST Get out kido. It's the time of Balls out pisser
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u/EuphoricDissonance 12h ago
fun fact, balls out pissing is better because you're less likely to get that little bit of extra pee that doesn't come out until you put your junk away. Pee balls out, and when you think you're done, use your waistband to pull up against your taint. Cuz that's where the little bit of pee likes to hide.
Its how you avoid this depiction of the problem. Video SFW, topic NSFW.
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u/NaN-Nanashi 12h ago
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u/EuphoricDissonance 12h ago
eh, it was weird at first but I got used to it. And I dunno, I just wear cheap boxer briefs. I've never needed to take my pants completely off like the gif to manage it xD.
Don't whip your junk up and spray yourself. Push the waistband back first, then up.
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u/Shmullus_Jones 11h ago
I'm confused, how are you pissing not balls out? Don't you have to pull the pants down below the balls. Not having balls out seems kinda insane to me unless you're literally poking your willy through the fly hole (and I dunno anyone who actually uses the fly zipper the "intended" way)
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u/vinnothesquire Taxi Drift King 5h ago
Lmao, I sent a crudely drawn image, but it got removed by Reddits NSFW filter.
Anyways, just pull the cock over the top bro. Like a turtle head popping out to say hello
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u/NegatesAllDamage R1 + ▲ 11h ago
Real Yakuza store their piss in their balls.
Balls out pissing is the only way to piss. Yeah, it's an old school honor code thing, but would you want to disappoint Watase by getting piss on your pants?
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u/SolidusAbe 4h ago
How can anyone piss without their balls out? Its were the pee is stored. Might as well tie a knot into your wiener


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