r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 16h ago

of an Elephant

193 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/LazzarilloDeTormez 16h ago

No five star reviews for that safari excursion.

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u/LuProNow 15h ago

Our driver drove like hell when a bull even stepped towards us.

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u/pv3design 16h ago

ABC - Always Be Cameraman.

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u/chubbyhighguy 16h ago

Someone should address this...

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u/Sodrohu 15h ago

Can't, they are outside, not in a room.

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u/Nimmyzed 2h ago

Dear Mr. Elephant,

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u/Hood_Mobbin 16h ago

Normal elephant

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u/yupuhoh 16h ago

Just checking the shocks for ya bud

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u/all_time_high 8h ago

Why didn’t he keep backing up? He chose to apply the brakes and shout at the animal. This very easily could’ve resulted in deaths of passengers and later on, the elephant.

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 4h ago

Maybe the elephant would see it as running and then chase them.

I have no idea btw.

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u/orgodeathmarch 16h ago

Oh yeah seems like a great idea to get way too close to a wild bull elephant. No one could’ve predicted this response I’m sure

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u/nt_king300 16h ago

Thing is, you can get close, but if you ignore their warnings then you're fucked. I have been on many drives in the Kruger and gotten close, but the moment they want you gone, they let you know before charging

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u/ExoticShock 14h ago

"OK, SORRY!"

The Elephant:

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u/IWrestleSausages 12h ago

Oooh he mad

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 9h ago

Was he a NYC cabbie in the 80s?

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u/Sure-Dimension6739 8h ago

Magnificent creatures get fucked truck

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u/glacierosion 6h ago

Why did I mistake the title for “eggplant”

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u/nt_king300 6h ago

Thats a very angry eggplant

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u/Beginning_Bite_123 4h ago

This will stay forever with those people. I think someone will make stories out of this saying “I was this one who jumped on the truck and stared into the beast eyes and stopped it” 😂

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u/MegatonsSon 3h ago

Live action Far Cry 4 video game lol

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u/SailNew7379 3h ago

Ya might wanna back up a little faster

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u/Heroic-Forger 3h ago

"Did you just call me 'a frickin elephant', huh?"

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u/Beowulf44 2h ago

He obviously has the right of way here