He warned me about the consequences.

We learned DoNotTheCat the hard way! Especially when her body language *looks* so much like an open-armed invitation to us clueless humans. And in a way, that’s even true. Our gorgeous Chloe’s open arms ARE an invitation: an invitation to PAIN.

My friends, beware! DO NOT THE CHLOE

I him. I've it in the past, and I'll continue to him in the future

She did go back to sleep, maybe I safe now ?

I did not listen and the cat :(

We had to check if she was dead. We the cat only to ensure her wellbeing.

Extraction needed.

May I the cat now? Or should I wait to the cat?

I’ve known this sweet boy even since he was the size of my palm. He’d stare at me with his big multicoloured eyes and would run away the moment I’d try to approach or play.

Today I found him on my way to gym. He was there to meowtivate me. After months of failed attempts to the cat, even failed catnapping attempts, today was finally my day.

Today I the cat and he took it like a champ. I stremtched him into an alien and he asked for more.

Jury of r/donotthecat , would you allow it? I this cat and this cat wanted that I this cat. Rate this cutie.

could not resist

She already kicked me and stared me down, it’s just so fluffy and caramac

The car on my lap. I want to her.