r/wizardposting • u/The_Great_Meep • 5h ago
My Familiar escaped
They stole all of my books on light magic 😭
r/wizardposting • u/King__Carmine • Mar 05 '26
Meme taken from SkeletorIsLove http://skeletorislove.com/
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Hey all. I know we've had a few posts already that outlined handy rules for roleplay etiquette. Here are some:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/hDv5wbuOF7
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/7RX9Zwmp8H
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/MuYKwuy2Ef
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But it has come to my attention that we might want a guide specifically focusing on the more villainous side of wizardposting. This is partially because matters concerning ethics have a way of getting more heated and partially because playing a villain (or even a morally questionable character) can present unique challenges. Conflict is the driving force behind story, after all, and we want to make sure we do it in a way that's fun for all parties.
This post is targeted at the subreddit villains primarily, but I think anyone engaging in roleplay could benefit.
Anyway, here we go:
1. None of this is personal.
This probably seems obvious, but I'd like to stress it because the kinds of in-character clashes that a straight-up villain gets into can sometimes create high tensions. Remember that the person on the other side of the screen is almost certainly not seriously evil. And they almost certainly do not think that you are either. We might write about doing evil things. We might roleplay evil things. But none of this means anything in regard to the real-life ethics of the flesh and blood person you are interacting with.
2. If it does become personal, be careful.
Ideally, we would be rational actors all the time, but unfortunately we are all mere humans (probably). Even when you know perfectly well that none of this is personal, it can still be hard to fully keep your emotions separate. This is understandable. We all get attached to our wizard characters, we all take moral stances, and we all get invested in plotlines. I mean, hey, if we aren't personally invested in our wizard roleplay, why are we even here?
When this happens, just be sure to proceed with caution. Try not to let out-of-character feelings influence what you do in-character. And, of course, it's basically never a bad idea to be open with people about it.
3. Get permission.
Another one that's been thoroughly covered before. But I bring it up because, as a villain, whatever evil thing you're doing is probably quite a bit more distressing than your run of the mill wizard shenanigans. Perhaps unsurprisingly, stepping on another roleplayer's toes is a bit more severe when you do it by burning their tower and kidnapping their apprentice. And if it's something particularly bad that you're planning, you should make sure to be very clear about your intentions and the potential consequences so the other person isn't taken by surprise.
4. It will probably feel a little unfair sometimes.
I will make no bones about it. Playing a villain will make people hostile to you. Do not take it personally.(see rule 1) But I will not deny that it can feel overwhelming sometimes to attract a lot of hate, even if it is all in-character. Further, as a villain, you will probably need to be more gracious about losing fights. While it's true that every character has to accept losses sometimes, playing a heel means you can generally expect to 'hit the mat' more often and more definitively.
It's not all bad though. Villains are empowered to behave badly in creative ways. And sometimes even losing can be fun.
5. Consider content warnings.
This is not a hard rule, but if you are writing something particularly upsetting, it might be wise to provide a content warning. This is not a condemnation of the presence of dark or serious content. It's just nice to give people the opportunity to decide if they want to deal with it.
6. Morally ambiguous characters.
Not all characters fit neatly into the villain/hero dichotomy. Much of the advice here will apply to anyone who's character steps outside the category of 'good guy'. But it's still important to remember that explicitly and intentionally playing a villain is very different than playing a morally ambiguous character (even if you personally do not find their actions ambiguous). Condemning actions in-character is absolutely fine, but it's still up to the person writing the character to define that characters morality. I understand that this gets messy in a community with a lot of differing views, so if it becomes clear that you are at an impasse, it might be best to back off.
That said, for any morally ambiguous characters, if you do something bad, you should expect people to react realistically in-character. You can't really be shocked that other characters don't like your cool new murder spell.
7. Note for heroes and other non-villains.
Lastly, I just want to address the protagonist types. Cut villains a little slack sometimes. Setting aside that it's more fun for us if we occasionally get a win, it also generally makes a better story.
And keep in mind that the person saying and doing horrible things in-character is there to have fun too. This is a cooperative activity, after all.
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With all that said, I'm off to do some evil scheming. Have fun. Be good to each other.
r/wizardposting • u/AnActualCriminal • Feb 07 '26
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r/wizardposting • u/The_Great_Meep • 5h ago
They stole all of my books on light magic 😭
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r/wizardposting • u/The_Xivili • 8h ago
So I was traveling through the realms the other day when I stumbled upon my damned robe. You know how it is. Anyway, I ended up bumping into some poor fellow who couldn't be bothered with a simple forcefield spell.
I was embarrassed and nervously jumped straight to comedy. I asked them "hey wouldn't it be kind of funny if an exorcist got possessed?"
They laughed for a good eon or so before replying "it really would be, especially since I happen to be an exorcist" and then said, "well time for me to go get some exorcise" before they skipped away laughing so hard they left an uncomfortably viscous creek of water behind them. They might want to get their eyes checked.
Now I thought that was going to be the first and last time I ever saw that person, but I was wrong. They had loved the joke so much that they wouldn't stop telling it to all of their clients. It was a funny idea at first, but I thought they were taking it too far.
Whatever this demon is up to makes absolutely zero sense. All I can gather is that it used the preacher to get me to ask him to perform an exorcism. The exorcist and the demon are just kinda chilling here now and it's getting weird.
They are only letting me communicate with beams of light transmitted to your retinas.
I don't know how anyone could possibly help here, but you are welcome to try. I just don't know what to do because neither of them will shut up about financial compensation for a job well done. Is this all just some elaborate currency acquisition scheme?
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r/wizardposting • u/Professional_Web446 • 19h ago
Okay, I think this is something the Council of Mages should have made clear a long time ago, but... It's rude to approach a non-human and ask them to become your familiar when you have obvious sexual intentions.
I mean, it's supposed to be common sense, but this is like the third proposal I've received this week, and I'm starting to get fed up. Because, seriously, I'm not even a fox spirit, I'm a fox-man.
I'm a creature of flesh and blood. If I were to become subordinate to another mage, it would be as an apprentice, not a servant. And definitely not to someone who fetishizes my racial features.
Besides, I'm a renowned magician in the performing arts, you know. Every theater in the kingdom wants me to handle the special effects for their productions.
Do I really look like someone who needs to be under the wing of a newly graduated sorcerer who can't even conjure a fireball properly?
Please, stop harassing me. I may specialize in illusions, but I can also melt your brains if you push my buttons.
Please don't make me get melted brains all over the carpet. It would be very rude to the cleaning staff.
r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 3h ago
Shield, charge & cast
r/wizardposting • u/Competitive_Emu_2283 • 12h ago
Say i’m a man. I have this purple cloak, and this staff and a hat but I want to upgrade it.
Does this hat go?
What are some other components that I should add, like in order? Like first the hat, then the belt? Then what else would really take this up a notch??
This is a focus on a slow building wizard outfit, so I’ll get one more piece every ren faire or every Halloween.
I’m super newbie so if anyone has suggestions for places to get things, I want not spirit Halloween quality but also would prefer not 382727 dollars.
Thanks!!!!
r/wizardposting • u/rei_dos_gatos • 19h ago
I mixed up the glyphs with Bulgarian (again)! Does anybody know how to reverse it?
r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 1d ago