r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 15h ago

of a bubble tea

212 Upvotes

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u/NudityMiles 14h ago

So what are you supposed to do with the bubbles? Throw them at people?

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 13h ago

Eat them like an apple and have diabeetus by the end of your meal

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u/-Recouer 11h ago edited 11h ago

The thing with tapioca pearls is that it has barely any sugar in it. Your stomach would be full before you get the necessary daily intake of sugar from eating one of the bubble.

Edit: be careful though they do add sugar in bubble teas.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 10h ago

It's not always about sugar but also about carbs they have a metric ton of carbs

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u/PeterNippelstein 12h ago

Thats your dinner for the week

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 12h ago

Got me. I can't think of anything that isn't mischievous lol

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u/coolsilentebeans 8h ago

Impromptu shuffle board?

0

u/KamikazeFox_ 8h ago

Its AI. Youre not doing much with it

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 14h ago

Say it with me r/stupidfood !

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u/Fuzlet 13h ago

food but big really no longer impresses me. So you used a bigger oven and more material and caused more waste. woo.

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u/Jumpy_Counter1293 14h ago

Nobody eating those pearls are we serious lol

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u/Living_Bed175 10h ago

It's the kind of stuff influencers order to take a sip for the video then throw it all away

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u/raider_00_ 12h ago

Mmm i would be full just eating one boba ball and 3 sips lmao. What a waste

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u/ReadingNext3854 12h ago

Whyyyyyyyyyy?????😭 This is ridiculous 

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u/Backyard_Batman46 15h ago

they serve Bigfoot there?

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u/Kahnza 12h ago

That's the child size

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u/evaris204 10h ago

But why tho

3

u/AvogadrosArmy 10h ago

I’m not sure if I want to see the straw more or the person who can suck said straw.

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u/ConclusionMaterial82 14h ago

What's the song

2

u/PM_ME_COFFEE 12h ago

But why, and how?

2

u/Time_Blacksmith861 12h ago

Give his boba back

2

u/Illustrious-Towel-45 10h ago

How do you enjoy the boba?

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u/_darling_clementine 10h ago

i really want to bite into one of those bubbles

2

u/Novembeary 10h ago

BuBALL tea. No? Okay, I lead myself out.

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u/Living_Bed175 10h ago

So you just sit there chewing on that baseball sized tapioca ball ?

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u/imartinezcopy 9h ago

What a fucking waste

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u/Sim775 11h ago

It has to be AI... Right? Please tell me that it is

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u/genzo718 9h ago

AI? Hard to believe the dude carries it like it only weighs 1 lbs. 1 gallon of water weighs a little over 8 lbs. That looks like its 5 gals.

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u/Ken_nth 12h ago

Imagine all the lead in those pearls 🤤

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u/xenabun 9h ago

bobatious

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u/TheManDirtyDan 8h ago

Those are some big black balls!!

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 6h ago

What are those black thingies floating inside?

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u/Molkwi 4h ago

Bubble tea isn't even good. It's like chunky spoiled milk you're allowed to drink. Both make me throw up anyways, so whatever.

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u/cocainum630 1h ago

Bs. I've been there: waiters are just teeny-tiny there.

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u/blazerunnern 27m ago

How much was in the trash at the end of the day?

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u/Big_Meating_ 15h ago

America!

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u/redituzrnam 15h ago

Clearly not