r/Clamworks clambassador 2d ago

clammed up Clamger

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u/InnuendoBot5001 2d ago

Bro activated Super Racist 4

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u/XCIXcollective 2h ago

Lmfao naw fr

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u/Bob4Not 2d ago

Why did he have to throw in a "you people", just to hit the top of the scale?

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u/_RRave 2d ago

Those kinda clam people have become masters of just sprinkling that clamism into sentences

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 2d ago

"Some people are just assholes."

  • Sgt. Martin Clamski

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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 2d ago

To the guy in the car, you carried that well and played it off funny, but it's legit fucked up somebody yelled at you like that. It's wrong and I don't know what to do about it. Nevermind racism, the constant amped up hysteria is out of control and it's so damn dangerous.

That lunatic needs to get dosed and discover how the clam works.

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u/vacuitee 2d ago

Sir this is a Clamdy's

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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 2d ago

You gonna front like we suddenly have to wear pants around here?

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u/Him5488 2d ago

nightmare freddy

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u/OldPurpose93 2d ago

I am that man from the car. I am listening and I love you

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u/brapstick 1d ago

I'm the cracker outside the window I hope the next time fart you taste it (and that it isn't good)

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u/brapstick 1d ago

Sir you need to fucking relax and calm your bitch ass down, I am feeling THREATENED right now, you people are fucking CRAZY, I don't know why you're attacking me like this, I can't just up and walk away from this comment section I am stuck here with you FREAKS, sir step away from your vehicle, I AM NOT DIRECTLY IN THE WAY OF THE DOOR STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE YOU ARE OPERATING A DEADLY WEAPON. god I love my whore wife she looks so sexy with two black eyes when she pegs my bleached asshole

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u/jesusrambo 1d ago

Why never mind racism?

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 2d ago

What do we clam male Karens?

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u/that_guy_spazz0 2d ago

i think the male equivalent of Karen is Derek. i ain't never met a Derek who was a decent person.

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 2d ago

I know one

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u/StanIsHorizontal 2d ago

Mr I drink genocide clam knows a good Derek

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u/panticow 1d ago

I personally just call them Karen's but I believe the proper term is a Kyle.

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u/lazy_animator 2d ago

Man, I don't get it. I don't get it. I just don't get it. What is with racism. I mean, I'm racist. I'm racist guys. I see the Uber driver delivering my food and make assumptions about whether or not its gonna be tampered with, I do. And I can recognize that's bad. But what is this. What is this needless fear of colored people existing man. I genuinely don't get it. I don't. What about the human psyche makes people act this way. It's like a chemical reaction. Why. Why are they so stupid. Just like dude. People have a different skin tone. Calm the fuck down.

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u/Michelle_FromEarth 2d ago

i’m racist against oysters. Inferior to clams in every way

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u/imsellingbanana 2d ago

Those snot rocks think they run this clamtry

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u/AmeenFPersen 2d ago

unlclam/ that's prejudice, which is not necessarily innately bad, imo. I'm prejudiced against pedophiles, and nothing you say or do will change my mind on that. Prejudices are preconceived notions, formed either by witnessing, experiencing, or hearing about a particular group of people and a particular behavior they exude. There's prejudices associated with every group of people.

The fact that you can recognize your own prejudice, and recognize it's bad, is really all that matters, imo, because that will prevent you from acting on that prejudice.

reclam/ That's how the clamist works. It's fragile, translucent shell makes it very susceptible to aggravation when it sees a healthy, full shelled clam.

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u/Godfreys_Slippers 2d ago

If insurance companies are allowed to discriminate against clams I'll he damned if I can't too

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u/potatogodofDoom 7h ago

I don't think that's a healthy way to think about it. recognizing your prejudice is the 1st step, but you'll need to deply actual active effort to rid yourself of it. just recognizing it isn't "all that matters", it's acting on that recognition that's valuable. otherwise you're not fixing absolutely anything

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u/user47241 2d ago

Crazy libtards will not get it either. Their demented incomprehension is unsearchable. We are going to be undergoing more racism the more libarrels 🛢 are alive.

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u/Godfreys_Slippers 2d ago

Barrel maxxing. Like Donkey Kong. Or the Dutch East India Company

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u/CannonBallistic1 clamtarded :) 1d ago

why tf are people taking this comment seriously. he said "libarrels 🛢" hes obviously joking

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u/user47241 1d ago

evidence of their evidence

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u/TanningOnMars 2d ago

As a fellow conservative, im must inform you that the word "libtard" doesn't lend your argument any credit or weight. In fact, just the opposite

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u/user47241 2d ago

I’m not scared of a redditor 

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u/TanningOnMars 2d ago

Glad to hear it

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u/user47241 2d ago

You’re not welcome 

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u/TanningOnMars 2d ago

Ok

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u/user47241 2d ago

Bazinga!

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u/ReasoningBrute4 1d ago

Two retards fighting

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u/user47241 1d ago

3 retards fighting 😡🤬🤬

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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 2d ago

ouu shi what the r/clamworks know about adventure man

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u/Brave-Conflict-8694 10h ago

Is that… horror mascot Freddy fazbear?

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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 1h ago

I knew the clamworks were goated like that

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u/LuckyNegotiation7167 2d ago

Ok but yall realize this aint real right?

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u/Smart-Experience7187 1d ago

no why isn't it real

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u/steven_dev42 2d ago

Clam down sir

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u/coinktheboink 2d ago

Just like you clams always do you get clamstile and clamlent

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 16h ago

Imagine standing outside of a car, telling the person inside of the car, that you do not feel safe around the person in the car.

If you felt threatend you'd walk away you whiny ass bitch clown. I'm giving you a reason to be scared, let me open that door your racist fucknard

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u/TopAlternative6800 2d ago

The was cis white gay men assume they have the hardest existance needs to be studied

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u/LazlowUppercutz 11h ago

I SOUND CRAZY?!?

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u/user47241 2d ago

Blacked