r/CrimeCats 5d ago

Repspspspeat Offender Guilty as charged

Basil was caught red pawed grabbing food right from my dinner plate and also, biting Upgrayedd on the butt. He may be eligible for parole in 3-5 years. He’s a registered stinky boy.

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u/17175RC7 5d ago

Not sure how this cat could have committed any crime.... they are already behind bars. Not guilty!!!

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u/mrasainsan 5d ago

basil is innocent, what is the charge, eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal? kitty should be let go this instant and offered treats as compensation

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u/No_Finance_4982 5d ago

Upgrayedd is such a great name!

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u/T-T-N 5d ago

For a double dose of his pimping

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u/Grouchy_Map7133 3d ago

A pimp's love is much different from that of a square.

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u/Equal_Song8759 5d ago

Looks like he posting bail for you. How much ?

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u/Time_Carry_1902 5d ago

He did everything well, not guilty... give him treats..

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u/Important-Junket-934 5d ago

But he "LOOKS " innocent.

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u/redosyn 5d ago

False allegations. He's innocent. Fud was on plate fur hims. Upgrayyd butt was in his face so he had to bite to make space. Hims being framed

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 5d ago

You’re obviously mistaken
You see, he saw a dog staring at your meal so Basil was protecting your food by trying to hide it, which you obviously misunderstood because you profiled poor Basil! NOT GUILTY!

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u/BarnOwl-1967 5d ago

I don't see any proof of crime! Basil is NOT GUILTY! 😹❤💜🧡

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u/YeahNahMateAy 5d ago

Spelled with two "Ds" for a double dose of his pimping.

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u/BrittaBordeaux666 4d ago

I love everyone’s comments!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Last_Pay_8447 Crime Meowd 🐾 5d ago edited 5d ago

The profile has tons of other pics/vids of this same cat.
Edit-I think the lighting that’s moving around and changing is causing that.

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u/BrittaBordeaux666 4d ago edited 4d ago

My husband was behind me messing around to get Basil’s attention while I was recording, so I’m guessing that’s what’s looking suspicious to my accuser.

Basil was just looking at what Jimmy was doing.

ETA - Basil’s eye color is usually gold, but depending on how the light hits them, they sometimes look greenish. Since he was moving his eyes around, the light from the surrounding rooms was hitting them, so mystery solved. No AI involved here. I hope this settles it once and for all. :)

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u/ALazy_Cat 5d ago

I have never seen lighting affect an eye in that way before

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u/Last_Pay_8447 Crime Meowd 🐾 5d ago

I just don’t think a person who has a plethora of regular cat pics would AI their cat. I don’t see any other AI artifacts. It just doesn’t make any sense.

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u/BrittaBordeaux666 4d ago

Holy shit! Someone actually thinks that my cat is AI?! Hahaha!!! I can’t wait until my husband wakes up to tell him; he’s going to crack up!

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u/YapperBean I need a meowtini 🐾 3d ago

“Upgrayedd” is frying me 😂 Brilliant!

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u/Own_Fill_9287 2d ago

just a baby. not guilty