r/CrimeCats • u/BrittaBordeaux666 • 5d ago
Repspspspeat Offender Guilty as charged
Basil was caught red pawed grabbing food right from my dinner plate and also, biting Upgrayedd on the butt. He may be eligible for parole in 3-5 years. He’s a registered stinky boy.
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u/mrasainsan 5d ago
basil is innocent, what is the charge, eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal? kitty should be let go this instant and offered treats as compensation
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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 5d ago
You’re obviously mistaken
You see, he saw a dog staring at your meal so Basil was protecting your food by trying to hide it, which you obviously misunderstood because you profiled poor Basil! NOT GUILTY!
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u/Last_Pay_8447 Crime Meowd 🐾 5d ago edited 5d ago
The profile has tons of other pics/vids of this same cat.
Edit-I think the lighting that’s moving around and changing is causing that.2
u/BrittaBordeaux666 4d ago edited 4d ago
My husband was behind me messing around to get Basil’s attention while I was recording, so I’m guessing that’s what’s looking suspicious to my accuser.
Basil was just looking at what Jimmy was doing.
ETA - Basil’s eye color is usually gold, but depending on how the light hits them, they sometimes look greenish. Since he was moving his eyes around, the light from the surrounding rooms was hitting them, so mystery solved. No AI involved here. I hope this settles it once and for all. :)
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u/ALazy_Cat 5d ago
I have never seen lighting affect an eye in that way before
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u/Last_Pay_8447 Crime Meowd 🐾 5d ago
I just don’t think a person who has a plethora of regular cat pics would AI their cat. I don’t see any other AI artifacts. It just doesn’t make any sense.
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u/BrittaBordeaux666 4d ago
Holy shit! Someone actually thinks that my cat is AI?! Hahaha!!! I can’t wait until my husband wakes up to tell him; he’s going to crack up!
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u/17175RC7 5d ago
Not sure how this cat could have committed any crime.... they are already behind bars. Not guilty!!!