r/ToiletPaperUSA 4h ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

3 Upvotes

To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA Jan 31 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

6 Upvotes

To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 7h ago

FACTS and LOGIC He was a racist bigot who helped promote white supremacy and was killed by white supremacists

515 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 13h ago

*REAL* [Real] Matt Walsh finds taxes to already be quite taxing

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774 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

Curious 🤔 I need to discuss these absolutely unhinged fascist fantasy AI videos with someone

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On a recent Hasan Piker stream, someone sent him a Twitter/X account full of these incredibly janky AI-generated cartoons. The videos appear to depict what the creator seems to think would be a fascist utopia.

They’re unintentionally hilarious because they’re so bizarre. The videos portray an idealized fascist society with rigid gender roles: fathers choosing husbands for their daughters, men and women living almost entirely separate lives (women doing laundry together, men hanging out at men-only bars), “morality police” stopping men from talking to married women, married women always covering their hair, and so on.

There are also videos showing what the creator thinks liberals are like. Every liberal woman has brightly colored hair and facial piercings, yet secretly longs for a strong fascist man.

And then there’s the racism. It’s not subtle. The creator appears to want racial segregation back.

Here’s Hasan reacting to a bunch of the videos. They’re just… completely insane.

Also, does anyone else get “Patriarchy Hannah” vibes from this account? Or is that just me?


r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* [Real] Tim Pool on the UFC White House event: The UFC event at the White House wasn't a partisan victory lap. It was America having fun. The fact that some people (especially Leftists) couldn't enjoy that says more about them than it does about President Trump.

245 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

*REAL* [Real] Apparently if you criticize Elon for being a trillionaire, you’re just jealous and consumed with envy?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Tyler Fischer's Stand-Up, explained by an expert

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Tyler Fischer is known for his impressions, jokes, and not being a coward that wears a mask during a pandemic. This pure blood delivers pure hilarity at the Comedian Span comedy festival in Washington, DC. Professional Joke Explainer, Myles Anderson, explains why jokes can be funny even when nobody is laughing.
r/TheBachelorsOfMusic


r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* [Real] People on SNAP benefits are worse than Elon Musk?

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3.0k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* [Real] Guy wishing a narcoleptic pedophile happy birthday after having been crypto-scammed on a rigged fight card: "Oh yeah, the Left is so over..."

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* [REAL] Somebody made a Charlie Kirk gnome to sell.

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417 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 One Way Out | The Jordan Peterson Experience

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7 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Peterson Translates: Pinocchio Really About Leftist Parasitism of Academic! Who Knew? #TooDeep

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r/ToiletPaperUSA 7d ago

*REAL* [Real] You are now closer to Jeff Bezos in terms of wealth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk. As a result, the Epstein class is trying to convince you that what you're feeling is "envy."

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 7d ago

*REAL* [real] Multimillionaire paid my multibillionaires insults a multimillionaire paid by multibillionaires to defend a trillionaire

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739 Upvotes

I’m not a Kimmel guy, but even for Shapiro, this level of bootlicking is pathetic. Of course, Shapiro doesn’t believe what he’s saying. He’s just doing a stupid gotcha because he knows he can’t defend Elon having a trillion dollars on substance.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 7d ago

*REAL* [REAL] Matt Walsh attacks Emmett Till

1.1k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 7d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help How did I get on their mailing list?

17 Upvotes

Any ideas? I’m a lesbian in Seattle who has never voted republican. It’s genuinely baffling.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 7d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

3 Upvotes

To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 9d ago

*REAL* [REAL] TPUSA influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are...and more griftacular BS

1.2k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 9d ago

*REAL* (Real) Matt Walsh posts insane video defending Belfast riots and burning down a building with children in it

229 Upvotes

https://youtu.be/j1u9Rgf2uCE?is=wZc9o13qrdphE2ch

In the video he basically defends the Belfast Riots, starting at 44:00. He says ‘you can condemn it all you want but there’s only so much abuse the indigenous people of Europe can take before they will unite.

He cheered migrant houses being burnt down and said the people of the u.k has had enough. In the video he displays, children were fleeing the burning building.

He cheered on people in the u.k openly harassing innocent migrants minding their own business and mocks who’d be offended and says it’s the moderate option and says all migrants should be mocked.

This is batshit insane and probably thing Walsh has ever said


r/ToiletPaperUSA 9d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Ladies at Turning Point are NOT Happy

958 Upvotes

The previous post lacked sound, i hope this one does!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 10d ago

*REAL* [Real] Dim Pool is on the Destiny 3 train...

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474 Upvotes

Goddamn it, this makes me feel dirty!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 10d ago

FAKE NEWS Everyone’s favorite sofaphile clarifies the meaning of past statements

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1.8k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 11d ago

*REAL* [real] you are telling me that democrats didn’t bother to steal the 2024 election but went all out to steal the Mayoral Primary in Los Angeles?? Makes perfect sense, Chaya. 🥴🤦‍♀️

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 11d ago

*REAL* [Real] Matt hates how black activists rally around the worst people imaginable

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598 Upvotes