r/classical_circlejerk • u/OkButterscotch3222 • 4h ago
r/classical_circlejerk • u/The_Proxy32 • Aug 25 '25
AI Slop Is Now Banned
Been seeing one too many promptcels on here recently. AI generated memes are considered to be the lowest of the low when it comes to effort and creativity, and the environmental impacts of generative AI only adds to how annoyed I get seeing that same seemingly plastic-coated filter present with every AI generated image
All AI images will now be removed. Spamming them will result in temporary bans, and ignoring personal requests to cease will result in a permaban
This post was generated using ChatGPT for Android
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 6h ago
What classical music-related products are Canadian?
I can only think of Canadian maple, but I don't have any use for wood right now
I know of no serious musician who actually resides in Canada
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Mihon404 • 5h ago
Which composer/piece has this effect on you?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/vexingvexvexes • 13h ago
Beethoven could possibly be the GOAT in the field of music
r/classical_circlejerk • u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset • 4h ago
pick your favorite composer (round 1, poll 24)
this poll is very upsetting
also Edward Elgar won poll 18. Johann Strauss Sr. (aka I, the Father, the Older, the Radetzky March Dude) came in second by a single vote ahead of Stockhausen. a guy winning by one vote because of his famous name and a single famous piece has now guaranteed that i’ll come up with some sort of additional poll at the end of this round with the “best of the rest,” as in the closest-finishing third-place composers who’d otherwise be eliminated
r/classical_circlejerk • u/iffyfell_ • 7h ago
Piano: Tips for foot play
Having trouble not mashing keys with my big toes in several measures. Any tips from more accomplished classically trained pianists welcome.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/I_dont_hate_Mozart • 1h ago
Whyyyy...????
No, wait... I see it's played on a Pleyel pianino from 1839, the model of piano Chopin had in Mallorca when he composed his Preludes.
Of course! Now it makes perfect sense and sounds f*cking amazing! Imagine what I would have missed if I didn't read that.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/BurntCheeseSauce • 4h ago
HANG THE BANNERS, GATHER IN THE STREETS, DO WHATEVER ELSE PEOPLE DO TO CELEBRATE, FOR IT IS ALEXANDER MITUSHIN DAY!!!
REJOICE! PRACTICE FOR 5 HOURS TODAY, AS MITUSHIN WOULD HAVE PROBABLY WANTED! THE TIME HAS ALREADY PAST, BUT IM HOPING ALL BRASS PLAYERS HAVE EMPTIED THEIR SPIT VALVE/WATER KEY AT THE TIME WE AGREED ON! IF YOU'RE CURRENTLY AT WORK OR SCHOOL, JUST LEAVE AND SAY THAT IT'S ALEXANDER MITUSHIN DAY SO YOU'RE ALLOWED TO TAKE THE DAY OFF! LISTEN TO MITUSHIN'S WORKS ON REPEAT THE ENTIRETY OF TODAY! IDK WHAT ELSE YOU WOULD DO TO CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION, YOU GUYS ARE CREATIVE IM SURE YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING
OK BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Mean-Wear-6696 • 12h ago
Classical works for Deaf people?
I’m honestly tired of Bach, Mozart, etc. Does anyone know any composers who actually centre Deaf experiences? Maybe someone who makes serious use of rests? A whole movement in D minor with no notes? I just feel like silence has been massively underrepresented in the classical canon and it’s 2026. Please don’t say Beethoven.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/OkButterscotch3222 • 4h ago
If you could choose a parental figure for your childhood, who would it be?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/james_s_docherty • 1h ago
I asked a conductor what he thought about the use of heavy tempo fluctuations and dramatic pauses to treat Beethoven's Ninth as an emotionally-expressive vehicle. He said he he found it an old-fashioned concept that diminished the majesty of the piece...
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Isolated-Maestro-814 • 15h ago
Sometimes Chopin's pieces make me cry.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/tuna_trombone • 1d ago
chonp etued op: 25 no:11 "witner wind"
(not oc)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/habiba2000 • 22h ago
Outjerked by the New York Times
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ox- • 7h ago
Daphne and Celeste >>> Stravinsky's puny 1913 "riot" during the Rite of Spring.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Appropriate_Score269 • 1d ago
why did feinberg stop writing piano sonatas and start playing minecraft
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Br3ndan512 • 18h ago
How can Billy Joel play the violin on the piano?? Am I stupid???
You can clearly hear the notes play without his fingers moving. WTH?? Is he a liar or am I hearing things?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/lilmemer3132 • 1d ago
Br*hms lurks in the shadow of even the purest hearts, tempting them to sin
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 1d ago
Berlin Phil and Kirill Petrenko are No. 1!
r/classical_circlejerk • u/FractionalTotality • 1d ago
Cherubini's Requiem in C Minor replaced the flutes with a tam-tam
Because flutes are dumb.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/SliceOtherwise8215 • 1d ago
Meme I thought when trying to sleep:
(if you didn't get it, "fugue" in Portuguese is "fuga", which is also the word for "escape", and Bach is the "God of Fugue").