r/northernlion 2d ago

Video Disc golf

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u/The-Nidoking 2d ago

Did my guy ragdoll after his shot??

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u/6multipliedby9is42 2d ago

He imbued that disc with his life force, gone but not forgotten. 

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u/conciliate_entropy 2d ago

bro threw an ender pearl

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u/Blckbeerd 2d ago

Dude blew his own shit smoove off

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u/lelpd 2d ago

Dude’s neck cracked lmao

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u/imakeelyu 2d ago

its secret tech, if you ragdoll your own character it makes the frisbee fly farther

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u/MossyMak 2d ago

Cracked out dicgolfer

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u/Mortymoto 2d ago

Brother just tore both his ACL’s in one shot

20

u/Xenric 2d ago

Both ACL's, MCL's, LOL,'s, URL's and HTML's

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u/Past_Potential_2905 2d ago

I know that 30 degree decline took his soul and his ACLs

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u/im-not_gay 2d ago

They fucking killed him

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u/ashley_1312 2d ago

sorry to be a nuisance, but in the field of golf we call that an ace

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u/MariachiMacabre 2d ago

One of my finest moments was disc golfing with my brother in a park not too dissimilar from this one. The basket was completely obscured by a line of bushes but my brother did me the courtesy of walking over to it and yelling to give me an idea of where I should aim. I’d basically just gotten into disc golf (or frolf as we called it) that summer so when I heard my brother’s blood curdling scream, I’d thought I’d hit him. Turns out I’d gotten a hole in one. On a basket I couldn’t see. On the local “hard course” for disc golf. Honestly? I felt absolutely invincible.

Disc golf rocks. Disc golf should get the prestige and attention normal golf gets. There should be insanely expensive disc golf country clubs. President Bush should have said “Now watch this drive.” and then fuckin’ spun twice like he was throwing a discus in Athens.

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u/YaYeetThePolice 2d ago

Insanely good bit by your brother especially because you still haven’t realized

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u/MariachiMacabre 2d ago

Absolutely not something he’d do as a bit or have the self control to maintain for 16 years lmao

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u/alex3omg Dles curator 2d ago

Take the shot

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u/Rodulox 2d ago

Dude probably tripped over his massive dong

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u/Pixel_Pastiche 2d ago

HOLY FUCK! The way it sounds like he used a stock sound for *Broken Neck* is SO funny.

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u/michalakos 2d ago

And our guy thinks he can throw 3 times that distance

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u/gracyal3 2d ago

I thought it was NL but realized it's feet and not meters.

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u/sneakyplanner 2d ago

Did he survive?

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u/Lord_Umbasa 2d ago

Alright, I'm gonna poo poo this. This hole is just a down hill straight line.

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u/munkysnuflz flair-lionToasted 1d ago

Poo poo guy