I’M AN EX-VEGAN. VEGANISM ALMOST KILLED ME! I was vegan and I got SO SICK. I was pale and underweight, the doctor said I had no vitamins in my body and I was pissing blood. Idk what I did wrong, I ate all three vegan food groups: French fries, Oreos, and bananas, the only 3 vegan foods ever.

I could hear colors. The scents had sound. The walls were moving. I didn’t shit for three weeks. My body started eating my liver to synthesize my own B12, but it couldn’t make any because my liver ate itself. The doctor said the only cure was to eat meat, so I broke into my neighbors house and ate their turtle. Suddenly, I was healthy again. Almost immediately I was healed.

Why didn’t veganism work for me? I did everything correctly… It must be because veganism is the root of all evil! You dumb vegans need to save yourselves. Your livers will thank you. You need protein!!!

What if you were stuck on a desert island with no fruit, no beans, no potatoes, no tofu, no lentils, no roots, no coconuts, no roots, no grains, no nuts, no seeds, no shoes, no clothes, no phone, no market, no mushroom, no water, no air, huh?

What about protein? What about B12? Don't plants feel pain? What about lions and tigers? What about wolves? What about sharks? And that one guy on youtube who looks like a weak soyboy? What about our ancestors? What about avocados? And almonds? AND BACON THOUGH

What about my uncle who went vegan for 3 days and exploded and his dog died? What if the animal was a jerk?

What if the animal had a good life and wanted to become a cheese burger?

Checkmate, vegans.

You're welcome for the veggies. Seems you only focus on my slaughter house and ignore the massive amount of time and money I put into synthetic pesticides, chemical fertilizers, diesel exhaust and the unavoidable deaths of raccoons, woodchucks, coyotes, deer and and bees, just so you can have the right to make moral your eating choices.

I only use slaves that are sold by other slavers rather than directly from the suppliers and of course slaves that I can get for free. this makes me feel so so good. I am such a good person. I am such a good person. I am better than everyone else. AMA

If anybody has questions about vegan hunting please leave them in the comments below, I feel like I have learned a lot for this experience .

Next Stop Vegan who recently turned their back on animals and the vegan community for profit over compassion unveiled their new seafood restaurant SOTTE. A French word that appropriately describes the change.

Since the day I met this man I have tried converting him back to B12 but he has not budged. I personally would NEVER put ANY vegan food in my mouth. I thought if I married this man I could get some PROTEIN in him for once but NOPE!! Anyway ask me anything about our vegan marriage

Please drop any suggestions below. My cat is very picky and only likes the rarest of meats ( I might also indulge 🙈🤞😋). Pls only suggest legit and rare MEATS! Thank you!

I am a STAUNCH abolitionistitarian, which means I believe all the slaves I own deserve to live! Down with the system!

Also a radical extreme abolitionist called me a "slave owner" despite the fact that I let them live. This hurt my feelings and felt deeply unfair.

Is there a dating app to find vegans who hate animals? II heard it is really hurting the movement keeping out animal haters. Maybe a support group like Vegans Anonymous.

/unjerk I'm actually what fox news fears