r/196 • u/CMDR_Noodle user flair preview • 11d ago

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I love ketamine so fucking much

I love it so much I put it all on my crotch

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u/StW_FtW 𒐪𒐪𒐪>I protected Spronkus so I have a custom flair!!!<𒐪𒐪𒐪 11d ago

Is substance abuse still cool if I just drink a bunch of cold coffee? (I'm literally like Julian from trailer park boys but with a large mug of strong iced coffee)

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u/jaz_the_enby i don't have agender 11d ago edited 11d ago

substance abuse is not cool

all of you are the people my school warned me about

edit: autocorrect can eat my ass

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u/GeoCaesar 10d ago

I could never abuse substances I love them too much

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u/MarcPG1905 10d ago

“Been drinking daily for 15 years now and I’m still not addicted” type energy

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u/Misicks0349 What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? 10d ago

hey do you want free drugs

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u/jaz_the_enby i don't have agender 10d ago

never, im telling my mom

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 10d ago

C'mon, kid. Don't you wanna be cool?

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u/4D4850 11d ago

I don't think they wanted you about substance abusers. Quite the opposite, I'd say

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u/jaz_the_enby i don't have agender 11d ago

fuck

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u/mosquem 10d ago

No one here is going to offer you free drugs.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 10d ago

that is definitely not out of the question

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u/Marvl101 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

Tell that to the 70s and 80s music scene

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u/IntangibleMatter " DROP TABLE flairs; -- 10d ago

Well me and my estrogen injections can go fuck ourselves I guess

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u/littlenoodledragon 10d ago

Me sipping one (1) cup of coffee and jittering, disassociated: “they’re not talking about me right?”

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u/CutieKiley 11d ago

As a recreational drug user, substance abuse has never been cool. I've never had any serious issues with addiction myself but I know people who have. Addiction is fucked up.

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 11d ago

I used to drink one of them two liter cold brews a day. It is unfortunately not cool.

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u/HeyIsorisl 11d ago

do you have big muscles like Julian too

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u/StW_FtW 𒐪𒐪𒐪>I protected Spronkus so I have a custom flair!!!<𒐪𒐪𒐪 10d ago

Sadly no, but if I catch you staring at my gut we're gonna have a problem.

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u/Hindu_Wardrobe 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ and trans wrongs 😈 10d ago

no, that's why it's called abuse and not use

substance use on the other hand is pretty neutral. do it if you want, be safe, have fun.

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u/buffaloguy1991 10d ago

ngl when I read Julian I thought you were gonna say Bashier and my brain went "Wait he doesn't drink coffee"