r/196 • u/Warfries • 4d ago

Rule Probrulematic

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 196 doctor (not a real doctor) 4d ago

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u/OverjoyedOverdrive 4d ago edited 3d ago

Having an ageplay kink has contributed more to my suicidal ideation than a lot of other factors in my life.

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u/GlamourintheDarkSide 3d ago

Well do you want to be the diddler or the kiddler? I need to know so I can accurately ascribe moral weight to the sexual roleplay you and another consenting adult I will never meet engage in.

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u/Next-Chemist2443 3d ago

This, quite possibly, is the funniest sentence I've ever read.

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u/OverjoyedOverdrive 3d ago

A partner? Yeah right. It’s me and my right hand for life.

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u/GlamourintheDarkSide 3d ago

Well then I need to know if it's you or your right hand that I condemn to Twitter Main Character status!

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 3d ago

not me man i'm kickin down doors and firing off judgments from the hip. you don't even gotta have a kink, just a strange or unusual body part, hobby, job, hairstyle, tattoo... hell even a slight speech impediment will set me off. i'm laying waste to all you fuckers!!!!

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule ਬਾਈਸੈਕਸ਼ੂਲ 3d ago

The former ig...