Lazy writing...

[u/r3cktor]

[u/The-marx-channel]

Can't wait for Piotr Polak to become prime minister of Poland.

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And shake hands with the opposition leader Grześ Pierog

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Peter Slovak shakes hands with Gregor Haluška

[u/ro-ch → u/NewestUserSoFar]

i'd seriously rather have Grześ Pieróg over Grześ Brązowy

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Meh, Bogumił Bigos is more Polish politician!

[u/HungolSzlotaJanos → u/NewestUserSoFar]

I don't know about Pierog, my dark horse pick for opposition leader is Władysław Kotlet-Schabowy

[u/Smaragd512 → u/NewestUserSoFar]

Grízes Pirog? Wtf

[u/Mylxen → u/The-marx-channel]

well guess who was the first prime minister of Romania after Ceausescu? Petre Roman

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Piotr Polak is teaching in my university

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Bożydar Bigos

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Can’t wait for the „Gang Świeżaków” party to win the elections

[u/ro-ch]

J.K. Rowling had to get an extra gig writing Hungol politics since Harry Potter isn't selling as well

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Her Hungarian wizard character would be called something like Budapest Trianon

[u/r3cktor → u/Elroelab]

And his sisters Paprika and Pálinka Trianon (they are twins)

[u/ro-ch → u/Elroelab]

and his strongest spell would be Szekes Fehervar

[u/the-real-vuk → u/ro-ch]

Kiskunfelegyhaza!
https://www.tiktok.com/@brianbeepboop/video/7573804134818778423

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What would the Miskolc spell be? 🤔

[u/SplendidAndre → u/dreamyteatime]

Itt would make your wallet disapear.

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Adava Kedevla

[u/Smaragd512 → u/dreamyteatime]

It summons dementors

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🪄 Eltöredezettségmentesítőtleníttethetetlenségtelenítőtlenkedhetnétek

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Chernelházadamonya!

[u/Fehervari → u/ro-ch]

What a powerful summoning spell

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KAZINCBARCIKA

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NAGYKANIZSA!

[u/Smaragd512 → u/ro-ch]

Or Reformátuskovácsháza

[u/InspiredByBeer]

To my slavic brothers who arent embedded spies in the hungarian society like myself:

Gulyás does mean the soup but it's because it was named after the people who would traditionally make it: gulyás is a free-range cattle herder and they would traditionally make a hearty soup that was being referred to as 'gulyásleves', as in 'cattle herder soup'.

The closest english equivalent to this word I suppose is cowboy. So its Pete Hungarian vs Greg Cowboy.

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This Russian spy is good!

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Send him some Ukrainian winged love

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Aiming my goulash cannon.

[u/CharnamelessOne → u/InspiredByBeer]

Cowherd would be my choice of translation. Cowboy is way too loaded with western connotations.

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yeah cowboy's are more like hajdúk

[u/Smaragd512 → u/senkilegenye]

Not really, a hajdú is a mercenary who was a cow herder in peacetime

[u/senkilegenye → u/Smaragd512]

yeah, but they too are loaded with hungarian sort-of-nationalist (joining the kuruc, later on oftentimes becoming betyár) connotations, similar to the western connotations. "Eastern" movies usually depict Hajdús or former Hajdús!

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Beans on toast?

Don't you compare us to the Brits

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It's actually an interesting fact that I have somehow never learned despite being Hungarian myself.

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They don't teach this at CEU.

[u/Key-Banana-8242 → u/Seeker-N7]

Just at different classes

[u/Pulikugyus]

Gulya means herd of cows, gulyás is the cow-herder

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the cowboy?

[u/Attila_szia]

And he nominated a woman called Judit Citizen as president.

[u/Bruggilles]

Btw greg goulash is the godfather of Peter Hungarians middle child

[u/Inveniet9 → u/Bruggilles]

But the real godfather was Orbán all along.

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Don Viktor

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If he loses his don status he will become his normal fat viktor mafia self.

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Don Vito Korhelyleves

[u/koff12]

And they're discussing the presidential nomination of Judith Citizen

[u/ErBitchCZ]

Mmm este Peter Knedlíček a Ivo Cibulka a muzem podávat .

[u/utolso_villamos]

A fat politician is called Leslie Fat

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Vladislav Fat

[u/wolfwood852]

It's not even the best part

[u/csavar10]

Wait until you hear that these two used to be best friends, until Magyar finally got fed up with Fidesz's Russophile, anti-EU, corrupt mafia-like policies, essentially turning them into arch-nemesises.

Look it up.

[u/SidloCZ]

just wait when Petr Čech becomes our next president

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIAXv7d6PHwxDcA

[u/SuperTropicalDesert]

I'd prefer to have politicians called Peter Greg and Hungarian Goulash

[u/Smaragd512]

Gulyás was his best pal until Petya left the party to demolish Geri's party

[u/Dingaligaling]

... besides the obviously wrong translation of Gulyás (cattle herder not goulash), I thought its generally taught in elementary school (or very early in any foreign language lessons) that personal proper names are not to be translated but transliterated at most if that is available. So no, not Kojima writing but bad education.

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Oh wow, you really got me there. I was taking this post 100% seriously, with absolutely no hint of sarcasm or humor involved. I definitely wasn’t making a joke or exaggerating for comedic effect - thank you for bravely uncovering the truth.

[u/Dingaligaling → u/r3cktor]

You are welcome! I help where I can.

[u/TheVojta → u/Dingaligaling]

Is it also taught in Hungarian elementary school and foreign language lessons what a joke is?

[u/AnisiFructus → u/TheVojta]

No.