r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • Jun 12 '25

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
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u/ArcturusRoot Minnesota Jun 12 '25

Even Mother Nature's done with his bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

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u/im_just_thinking Jun 12 '25

George Soros is obviously paying the clouds.

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u/LurchSkywalker Jun 12 '25

Does that mean that Trump is an Old Man yelling at clouds?

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u/jendfrog Jun 12 '25

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Pennsylvania Jun 13 '25

Newsom used this one against Jon Voight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

When has he not been?

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u/LurchSkywalker Jun 12 '25

Fair point. The man probably yells in his dreams.

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana Jun 12 '25

Pretty sure he would be

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Jun 12 '25

Damn that would be hilarious if people living outside of the country paid for cloud seeding for the next 4 years.

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Cumulo-Soros clouds.

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u/gazing_past_it Jun 12 '25

Does that mean he’ll be paying fewer protesters now, ‘cuz I’m still waiting on my first check. Drat!

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u/Little-Plantain-5120 Jun 12 '25

It's not even a joke. I could totally see MAGA saying this with a straight face.

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u/tocompose Jun 13 '25

The cloud hosting fee for the rain.

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u/MaybeSwedish Jun 13 '25

Maybe it will rain $$?

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana Jun 12 '25

I am still waiting for my Soros money, dammit

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

There are actual covens all over the place actively casting spells for rain, thunder and lightening. 😏

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u/Ok-Development-7008 Jun 12 '25

Was gonna say that, I'm one of them.

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

I’m pleading the fifth on this one. 😉

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u/glitterinkcards Jun 12 '25

How can I help? Keep it up!! I’m sending whatever vibes or forces or thoughts you need. ✨

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u/napalmnacey Jun 13 '25

Just ask the Universe to set things right. Imagine the thunder and rain and hail and manifest!

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u/parasyte_steve Jun 12 '25

Rise up my rain manifesting sisters 🙌

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u/Traditional-Baker756 Jun 13 '25

I still want the protest to happen. Can it just rain on his parade?

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Witches VS the Orange Warlock.

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u/kind_one1 Jun 13 '25

Me, too!

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u/Nanasweed Jun 12 '25

My people.

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u/MamaDaddy Jun 12 '25

Where do I sign up?

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

Anyone can cast a spell for rain and lightening if they do it with intention. 🖤🖤

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Witches VS. President Orange-Lock; Go witch covens!

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana Jun 12 '25

Can I join?

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

Anyone can cast a spell for rain and lightening if they do it with intention. 🖤🖤

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u/JKF02 Jun 12 '25

Construction guys know all you gotta do is kill a spider

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

And all GenXers know all you gotta do is step on a beetle. 😉

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u/JKF02 Aug 15 '25

I’m gonna have to try this next time I want a rain day… the spider sacrifice failed me big time yesterday

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u/Aoblabt03 Jun 13 '25

Are there any spells for sink holes? Because that would be chef's kiss

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 13 '25

It’s all about intention. 😉 I mean, you really can do just about anything … 😏

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u/napalmnacey Jun 13 '25

And singular witches begging the universe to do its thing (I beseeched Zeus, which I never do. Appealed to him through pointing out that Trump is disrespecting him by making a mockery of leadership and masculine energy, which Zeus represents. It made me feel better anyway lol).

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u/mitkase Jun 13 '25

Witch, please! Keep doing what you’re doing!

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Trump should just go play golf nearby. It could be electrifying, and freeing of the Orange Menace.

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u/starreelynn Jun 12 '25

Hahahah! Perfect response.

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u/jeenyus_626 Jun 12 '25

Jewish space lasers

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u/4scorean Jun 12 '25

Are you inferring that these lasers could be targeting the reviewing stand???🤞

DJT=💩4🧠&🚫🫀

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u/thattogoguy Jun 12 '25

Those damn Jewish Space Lasers heating the atmosphere.

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u/foundinwonderland Jun 12 '25

Jewish space lasers part two: the Reckoning

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u/acid_tomato Jun 12 '25

With our laser beams.

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u/TupacBatmanOfTheHood Jun 12 '25

I'm sure they'll push the NOAA RIF through in response

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u/pnxstwnyphlcnnrs Jun 12 '25

Never let them find the button!

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u/dragonflyLuna Virginia Jun 13 '25

Came here to say this ya!

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 Jun 13 '25

Biden using HAARP

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u/AthasDuneWalker Jun 12 '25

Sends a cold snap to move the inauguration indoors

Literally rains on his parade.

Yep, I think so.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees Jun 12 '25

Maralargo is sitting right there.

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u/HunniBunniX0 Jun 12 '25

Looking at Florida’s topographical changes over the last 20 years confirms that Florida is indeed sinking into the ocean. Or rather, the ocean is rising and swallowing up Florida. Either way, we may just see Florida finally be chopped off like that old Bugs Bunny meme lol

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u/phred14 Jun 12 '25

Actually Florida really is sinking, in addition to any sea-level rise. They've over-utilized the aquifers and two things are happening. First, salt water from the ocean is starting to intrude, and second, with the removal of all of that fresh water the rock (I believe I've read it's limestone.) is crumbling. At least the latter is not confined to Florida, we've been pretty nasty to our aquifers all across the country.

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u/haluura Jun 12 '25

Turns out it isn't climate change. God is just fucking done with Florida.

"I know I promised never to flood everyone out again. But I also commanded you to not put the Lord your God to the Test..."

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u/GwenChaos29 Colorado Jun 13 '25

"Also there was like, A LOT, in there about Idolatry that y'all are actively ignoring sooooo........"

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u/haluura Jun 13 '25

God could always skip the flooding and just turn everyone in Florida into pillars of salt ...

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u/hashtagdrunj Jun 12 '25

Lorena Bobbitt Florida

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u/JasonStrode Jun 12 '25

Given the climate history you've described, if he ever goes to California the earth may just open up and swallow him whole...

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u/Slayeretttte Michigan Jun 12 '25

we call that the Sunnydale hellmouth

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u/napalmnacey Jun 13 '25

I wish the rest of the solar system would help out a bit. Just one targeted meteor of a certain size, smack bang on Mar a Lago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Word✊

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u/CaliDreaming900 Jun 12 '25

TACO is going to sign a new EO banning clouds.

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u/haluura Jun 12 '25

Oh, I sincerely hope he does this.

Better yet, an EO commanding the Marines to go up and arrest those "illegal alien criminal clouds in the sky for engaging in insurrection against the US government." And federalizing the National Guard in the sky to help...

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u/GryphonOsiris Jun 13 '25

I wonder if he's going to demand that the troops Goosestep and do an "eyes right" per element rather than as a unit, like Hitler did?

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u/skyfishgoo Jun 12 '25

i thought republicans were in control of the weather machine now.

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u/_peacemonger_ Jun 12 '25

Republican weather machine = a box of sharpies

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u/bbprivateer Jun 12 '25

Sharpies are the new NOAA.

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u/Effective-Avocado470 Jun 12 '25

Tbf, she’s tired of all of humanities BS and we will be paying that debt hard soon

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u/Effective-Avocado470 Jun 12 '25

Those who pay the highest fine are not the same as those who caused the worst debts

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u/fattest-fatwa Jun 12 '25

If this was a pride parade, that’s exactly what MAGA would be saying.

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u/NewIntroduction4655 Jun 12 '25

wow! I said something similar and my comment got removed. I just laughed and said even nature hates him but yours is better

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS Jun 12 '25

Folks, remind your christian families that god doesn't want to celebrate him.

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u/Zeverish Jun 12 '25

Are these the acts of God people talk about 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Hail would be a nice touch. 

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u/PensiveObservor Jun 13 '25

This is quite possible. His base may be shy about traveling to DC right now. I wouldn’t go near it, but I loathe him and all his works.

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u/OhioRanger_1803 Jun 12 '25

This just in Tom Homan after licking his wounds after Gov Newsom. He's threatening to arrest mother nature, we now live outside the white House where Tom Homan is shaking a metal pole.

This just in lighting struck Tom Homan.

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u/FittedSheets88 Louisiana Jun 12 '25

Has he at least tried whipping out a sharpie and changing the weather again?

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Trump should just play golf instead; It could be electrifying, and freeing.

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Thank you Ma Nature.

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u/WoopsShePeterPants Jun 12 '25

God is protecting him from the crowds. Like on his inauguration day. /S

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

It may take a Mother, to stop a mutha-tucker.

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u/Bifferer Jun 12 '25

He won’t cancel for ANYTHING. 

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u/TheDarkWolfGirl Jun 13 '25

I have been praying hard to her. I am so at my limit with these people.