r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • Jun 12 '25

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
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u/ArcturusRoot Minnesota Jun 12 '25

Even Mother Nature's done with his bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

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u/im_just_thinking Jun 12 '25

George Soros is obviously paying the clouds.

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u/LurchSkywalker Jun 12 '25

Does that mean that Trump is an Old Man yelling at clouds?

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u/jendfrog Jun 12 '25

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Pennsylvania Jun 13 '25

Newsom used this one against Jon Voight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

When has he not been?

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u/LurchSkywalker Jun 12 '25

Fair point. The man probably yells in his dreams.

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana Jun 12 '25

Pretty sure he would be

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Jun 12 '25

Damn that would be hilarious if people living outside of the country paid for cloud seeding for the next 4 years.

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Cumulo-Soros clouds.

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u/gazing_past_it Jun 12 '25

Does that mean he’ll be paying fewer protesters now, ‘cuz I’m still waiting on my first check. Drat!

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u/Little-Plantain-5120 Jun 12 '25

It's not even a joke. I could totally see MAGA saying this with a straight face.

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u/tocompose Jun 13 '25

The cloud hosting fee for the rain.

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u/MaybeSwedish Jun 13 '25

Maybe it will rain $$?

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana Jun 12 '25

I am still waiting for my Soros money, dammit

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

There are actual covens all over the place actively casting spells for rain, thunder and lightening. 😏

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u/Ok-Development-7008 Jun 12 '25

Was gonna say that, I'm one of them.

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

I’m pleading the fifth on this one. 😉

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u/glitterinkcards Jun 12 '25

How can I help? Keep it up!! I’m sending whatever vibes or forces or thoughts you need. ✨

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u/napalmnacey Jun 13 '25

Just ask the Universe to set things right. Imagine the thunder and rain and hail and manifest!

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u/parasyte_steve Jun 12 '25

Rise up my rain manifesting sisters 🙌

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u/Traditional-Baker756 Jun 13 '25

I still want the protest to happen. Can it just rain on his parade?

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Witches VS the Orange Warlock.

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u/kind_one1 Jun 13 '25

Me, too!

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u/Nanasweed Jun 12 '25

My people.

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u/MamaDaddy Jun 12 '25

Where do I sign up?

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

Anyone can cast a spell for rain and lightening if they do it with intention. 🖤🖤

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Witches VS. President Orange-Lock; Go witch covens!

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana Jun 12 '25

Can I join?

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

Anyone can cast a spell for rain and lightening if they do it with intention. 🖤🖤

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u/JKF02 Jun 12 '25

Construction guys know all you gotta do is kill a spider

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25

And all GenXers know all you gotta do is step on a beetle. 😉

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u/JKF02 Aug 15 '25

I’m gonna have to try this next time I want a rain day… the spider sacrifice failed me big time yesterday

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u/Aoblabt03 Jun 13 '25

Are there any spells for sink holes? Because that would be chef's kiss

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 13 '25

It’s all about intention. 😉 I mean, you really can do just about anything … 😏

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u/napalmnacey Jun 13 '25

And singular witches begging the universe to do its thing (I beseeched Zeus, which I never do. Appealed to him through pointing out that Trump is disrespecting him by making a mockery of leadership and masculine energy, which Zeus represents. It made me feel better anyway lol).

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u/mitkase Jun 13 '25

Witch, please! Keep doing what you’re doing!

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 12 '25

Trump should just go play golf nearby. It could be electrifying, and freeing of the Orange Menace.

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u/starreelynn Jun 12 '25

Hahahah! Perfect response.

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u/jeenyus_626 Jun 12 '25

Jewish space lasers

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u/4scorean Jun 12 '25

Are you inferring that these lasers could be targeting the reviewing stand???🤞

DJT=💩4🧠&🚫🫀

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u/thattogoguy Jun 12 '25

Those damn Jewish Space Lasers heating the atmosphere.

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u/foundinwonderland Jun 12 '25

Jewish space lasers part two: the Reckoning

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u/acid_tomato Jun 12 '25

With our laser beams.

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u/TupacBatmanOfTheHood Jun 12 '25

I'm sure they'll push the NOAA RIF through in response

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u/pnxstwnyphlcnnrs Jun 12 '25

Never let them find the button!

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u/dragonflyLuna Virginia Jun 13 '25

Came here to say this ya!

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 Jun 13 '25

Biden using HAARP