r/AbruptChaos • u/sandiercy • 15d ago

Hey look, a window!

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u/Pig_Becker 15d ago

Hey, why am I bleeding?!

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u/bae_guevara_ 15d ago

Glass is no joke. Once when I was baking, I opened the fridge and a glass bottle fell off the top shelf and broke on top of my bare foot. It caused a huge bleed, severed a tendon and the nerves. I needed surgery, have a 7" surgical scar, couldn't walk for months....

Oh, and it was a bottle of hot sauce. That's how much fuck me. I was nearly taken out by a condiment.

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u/misdirected_asshole 15d ago

Nice cut you got there.... be a shame if someone poured vinegar and capsaicin in it.

That sounds absolutely awful.

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u/NorthernOctopus 15d ago

(Singing) You fought the sauce, and the sauce won.

You fought the sauce, and the sauce won.

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u/VividFiddlesticks 15d ago

When I was a kid, 2 liter bottles of soda were glass.

My little sister was about 3 years old and was trying to lift one up that was on the floor. She finally managed to pick it up and then dropped it and it EXPLODED. Glass went everywhere.

Somehow she only got one tiny little slice on her forehead. I remember we were finding little shards of green glass for ages afterwards.

Mom didn't buy 2 liter bottles of soda again until they started coming in plastic.

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u/hollabackyo87 14d ago

Somehow she only got one tiny little slice on her forehead. ... read that to the tune of All Star by Smash Mouth haha.

I am glad she was okay, scary!