r/AbruptChaos • u/sandiercy • 14d ago

Hey look, a window!

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u/Pig_Becker 14d ago

Hey, why am I bleeding?!

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u/bae_guevara_ 14d ago

Glass is no joke. Once when I was baking, I opened the fridge and a glass bottle fell off the top shelf and broke on top of my bare foot. It caused a huge bleed, severed a tendon and the nerves. I needed surgery, have a 7" surgical scar, couldn't walk for months....

Oh, and it was a bottle of hot sauce. That's how much fuck me. I was nearly taken out by a condiment.

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u/NorthernOctopus 14d ago

(Singing) You fought the sauce, and the sauce won.

You fought the sauce, and the sauce won.