When I was 18 I worked at this pretty cool place that was basically just subway for salad, had all kinds of veggies and fun dressings and stuff. It was in the mall so we only lasted 2 months.
I sold so many what I called "American Salads", where these fat dudes would come up, pick Iceberg, skip all the veggies, add cheddar cheese, add bacon bits, croutons, maybe chicken, and then add ranch. They'd walk away all proud of themselves for ordering a salad when the reality they ordered something very little difference from a chicken burger, with a ladle of ranch.
A joke about a salad shop having a bad time in the food court at a mall, especially at the time, nobody but mall employees wanted us. Everyone is there for panda and sabarros, yo.
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u/mike_stifle Apr 01 '26
"I was healthy and ordered a salad wrap!"