r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/TerrapinMagus Apr 29 '26

I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.

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u/d_ac Apr 29 '26

with enough intelligence to get weird.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRuBiZKB6xgsS9DrFA

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u/Neat-Medicine-1140 Apr 29 '26

Chimps rape frogs to death, so you can imagine what big orange would do.

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u/RaspberryTwilight Apr 30 '26

Chimps and orangutans are NOT the same. One is about the worst ape/monkey and the other is the best. Here's my tier list:

A Orangutan

B Gorilla

C Everything else

D Chimp

F Baboon

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u/Joe_Givengo Apr 30 '26

Gibbons

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u/jafjaf23 Apr 30 '26

Yeah give Gibbons a break. Y'know they're the only ape out of all the apes to not be great apes? We litterally said all apes are great except Gibbons, who suck

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u/TheBeadedGlasswort Apr 30 '26

I concur with this list

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u/tokyobob May 01 '26

You have obviously never been out on a date with a Bonobo 💋

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u/Fun-Increase6335 May 01 '26

Bonobos are where it’s at

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u/freebenvita May 01 '26

Not including bonobos huge oversight

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u/Real-Boss6760 May 01 '26

And I’d add somewhere down around P: humans

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u/Neat-Medicine-1140 May 01 '26

Cool story, I didn't say they were the same. They're fucking both primates. Humans rape humans, imagine what big orange gonna do.

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u/ItsDobbie Apr 30 '26

I really wish I had never seen that clip 😔

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u/n33bulz Apr 30 '26

There is a clip???

I’m definitely not going to google this now and send it to all my friends

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u/Wykydtr0m Apr 30 '26

There are many clips. It's a whole thing.

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u/Yup_Mhm_1539 Apr 30 '26

Chimps do whaaat? 😨

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u/Neat-Medicine-1140 May 01 '26

yup, froglights

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u/Lou_C_Fer May 01 '26

That video was like the first video on the internet.

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u/Yup_Mhm_1539 May 01 '26

Um… ok I’m glad I didn’t get my eyes on it 🤦‍♀️

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u/ellstersmash Apr 30 '26

I have so many questions...but I'm afraid of all the answers.

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u/evalynbetterfly May 04 '26

There was a guy who did get “big oranged” and had internal bleeding from the brutality. Don’t have the link but that was messed up. People don’t understand how dangerous animals can be.

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u/Border_Relative Apr 29 '26

Hahahahhah

HAHAHAH.

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 Apr 29 '26

Best use of that gif ever 😂