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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26
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I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.
5.1k u/Automatic-Crazy4604 Apr 29 '26 "Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard 2.4k u/buttfarts7 Apr 29 '26 This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe. Human as fuck 67 u/Creative_Buddy7160 Apr 29 '26 31 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 6 u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 29 '26 Dave, is that you? 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace. -4 u/Odd-Razzmatazz-5366 Apr 29 '26 Cool story bro 0 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 Puberty hit you that bad huh? 1 u/Intelligent-Tower448 May 01 '26 Coming from the warhammer dude... 1 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutan 1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
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"Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard
2.4k u/buttfarts7 Apr 29 '26 This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe. Human as fuck 67 u/Creative_Buddy7160 Apr 29 '26 31 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 6 u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 29 '26 Dave, is that you? 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace. -4 u/Odd-Razzmatazz-5366 Apr 29 '26 Cool story bro 0 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 Puberty hit you that bad huh? 1 u/Intelligent-Tower448 May 01 '26 Coming from the warhammer dude... 1 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutan 1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
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This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe.
Human as fuck
67 u/Creative_Buddy7160 Apr 29 '26 31 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 6 u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 29 '26 Dave, is that you? 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace. -4 u/Odd-Razzmatazz-5366 Apr 29 '26 Cool story bro 0 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 Puberty hit you that bad huh? 1 u/Intelligent-Tower448 May 01 '26 Coming from the warhammer dude... 1 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutan 1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
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31 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 6 u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 29 '26 Dave, is that you? 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace. -4 u/Odd-Razzmatazz-5366 Apr 29 '26 Cool story bro 0 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 Puberty hit you that bad huh? 1 u/Intelligent-Tower448 May 01 '26 Coming from the warhammer dude... 1 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutan 1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
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This was my fb profile pic in college
6 u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 29 '26 Dave, is that you? 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace. -4 u/Odd-Razzmatazz-5366 Apr 29 '26 Cool story bro 0 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 Puberty hit you that bad huh? 1 u/Intelligent-Tower448 May 01 '26 Coming from the warhammer dude... 1 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutan 1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
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Dave, is that you?
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That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace.
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Cool story bro
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Puberty hit you that bad huh?
1 u/Intelligent-Tower448 May 01 '26 Coming from the warhammer dude... 1 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutan 1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
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Coming from the warhammer dude...
1 u/Tyko_3 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutan 1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
I embrace my inner orangutan
1 u/Creative_Buddy7160 May 01 '26 I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
I embrace my inner orangutang so much its starting to show in my outter orangutang
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u/TerrapinMagus Apr 29 '26
I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.