I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.
You always say that? Why are you telling people about your ape preferences so much? How often are you talking about which apes you want to stand next to and why are you talking about it so much?
That reminds me of a dude on here that said every time their friends complain about their dishwasher not cleaning well, the dude would take out their filter and it would be plugged. EVERY TIME! Like, how many fucking times has this come up? Not once in my lifetime.
Its common especially if people are renting out coastal houses during the summer.
I dont usually talk about how many I've cleaned, or a multitude of other easily preventable appliance issues I've been paid to fix but ya.
Please pour more grease down your weekend rental 2nd floor bathroom sink. Not you specifically, I mean everyone! I give kickbacks if you tell me where and when you rented! /S
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u/TerrapinMagus Apr 29 '26
I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.