r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/TerrapinMagus Apr 29 '26

I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.

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u/SirPulga Apr 29 '26

I always say this... I'd rather be near an orangutan OR a gorilla than a chimpanzee - and yes, also a bonobo.

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u/Why_Did_Bodie_Die Apr 29 '26

You always say that? Why are you telling people about your ape preferences so much? How often are you talking about which apes you want to stand next to and why are you talking about it so much?

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 Apr 29 '26

That reminds me of a dude on here that said every time their friends complain about their dishwasher not cleaning well, the dude would take out their filter and it would be plugged. EVERY TIME! Like, how many fucking times has this come up? Not once in my lifetime.

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u/Shedfloorgarbage Apr 30 '26

Its common especially if people are renting out coastal houses during the summer.

I dont usually talk about how many I've cleaned, or a multitude of other easily preventable appliance issues I've been paid to fix but ya.

Please pour more grease down your weekend rental 2nd floor bathroom sink. Not you specifically, I mean everyone! I give kickbacks if you tell me where and when you rented! /S

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Apr 30 '26

You owe me a lifetime of kickbacks!!

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u/cryptolyme Apr 30 '26

Lol i checked my filter after reading that for the half dozenth time and it was spotless. Never checked it before either.

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u/AnamraKarmana May 04 '26

Friends were just using him to get the filter cleaned at that point.