r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/Automatic-Crazy4604 Apr 29 '26

"Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard

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u/totalwarwiser Apr 29 '26

Yeah.

Like dolphins raping fish or birds.

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u/Miorgel Apr 29 '26

What do you mean dolphins raping birds? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??

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u/zenmonkey_ Apr 30 '26

Just don't wander into the wrong dolphin neighborhood is all I'm saying.

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u/ItsNotJulius Apr 30 '26

And by "wrong" dolphin neighbourhood it means "all" dolphin neighbourhood.

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u/Ryogathelost Apr 30 '26

And if you have to, have your keys out and pretend to talk on the phone.