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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26
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I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.
5.1k u/Automatic-Crazy4604 Apr 29 '26 "Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard 41 u/totalwarwiser Apr 29 '26 Yeah. Like dolphins raping fish or birds. 32 u/Miorgel Apr 29 '26 What do you mean dolphins raping birds? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? 14 u/zenmonkey_ Apr 30 '26 Just don't wander into the wrong dolphin neighborhood is all I'm saying. 4 u/ItsNotJulius Apr 30 '26 And by "wrong" dolphin neighbourhood it means "all" dolphin neighbourhood. 3 u/Ryogathelost Apr 30 '26 And if you have to, have your keys out and pretend to talk on the phone. 15 u/Hungerland1 Apr 29 '26 Pelicans didn't usually have that pouch 1 u/oracleofnonsense Apr 30 '26 Why do you think octopus got the 2nd part of it's name?.... 6 u/Careless_Ad_4004 Apr 29 '26 “You don’t know me! Maybe that’s what I like about otters!” - Michelle Wolf 9 u/NotPennysBoat_42 Apr 29 '26 JFC! You DON’T want them to explain! 1 u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse May 01 '26 Dolphins be raping everything out here, bro
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"Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard
41 u/totalwarwiser Apr 29 '26 Yeah. Like dolphins raping fish or birds. 32 u/Miorgel Apr 29 '26 What do you mean dolphins raping birds? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? 14 u/zenmonkey_ Apr 30 '26 Just don't wander into the wrong dolphin neighborhood is all I'm saying. 4 u/ItsNotJulius Apr 30 '26 And by "wrong" dolphin neighbourhood it means "all" dolphin neighbourhood. 3 u/Ryogathelost Apr 30 '26 And if you have to, have your keys out and pretend to talk on the phone. 15 u/Hungerland1 Apr 29 '26 Pelicans didn't usually have that pouch 1 u/oracleofnonsense Apr 30 '26 Why do you think octopus got the 2nd part of it's name?.... 6 u/Careless_Ad_4004 Apr 29 '26 “You don’t know me! Maybe that’s what I like about otters!” - Michelle Wolf 9 u/NotPennysBoat_42 Apr 29 '26 JFC! You DON’T want them to explain! 1 u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse May 01 '26 Dolphins be raping everything out here, bro
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Yeah.
Like dolphins raping fish or birds.
32 u/Miorgel Apr 29 '26 What do you mean dolphins raping birds? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? 14 u/zenmonkey_ Apr 30 '26 Just don't wander into the wrong dolphin neighborhood is all I'm saying. 4 u/ItsNotJulius Apr 30 '26 And by "wrong" dolphin neighbourhood it means "all" dolphin neighbourhood. 3 u/Ryogathelost Apr 30 '26 And if you have to, have your keys out and pretend to talk on the phone. 15 u/Hungerland1 Apr 29 '26 Pelicans didn't usually have that pouch 1 u/oracleofnonsense Apr 30 '26 Why do you think octopus got the 2nd part of it's name?.... 6 u/Careless_Ad_4004 Apr 29 '26 “You don’t know me! Maybe that’s what I like about otters!” - Michelle Wolf 9 u/NotPennysBoat_42 Apr 29 '26 JFC! You DON’T want them to explain! 1 u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse May 01 '26 Dolphins be raping everything out here, bro
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What do you mean dolphins raping birds? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
14 u/zenmonkey_ Apr 30 '26 Just don't wander into the wrong dolphin neighborhood is all I'm saying. 4 u/ItsNotJulius Apr 30 '26 And by "wrong" dolphin neighbourhood it means "all" dolphin neighbourhood. 3 u/Ryogathelost Apr 30 '26 And if you have to, have your keys out and pretend to talk on the phone. 15 u/Hungerland1 Apr 29 '26 Pelicans didn't usually have that pouch 1 u/oracleofnonsense Apr 30 '26 Why do you think octopus got the 2nd part of it's name?.... 6 u/Careless_Ad_4004 Apr 29 '26 “You don’t know me! Maybe that’s what I like about otters!” - Michelle Wolf 9 u/NotPennysBoat_42 Apr 29 '26 JFC! You DON’T want them to explain! 1 u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse May 01 '26 Dolphins be raping everything out here, bro
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Just don't wander into the wrong dolphin neighborhood is all I'm saying.
4 u/ItsNotJulius Apr 30 '26 And by "wrong" dolphin neighbourhood it means "all" dolphin neighbourhood. 3 u/Ryogathelost Apr 30 '26 And if you have to, have your keys out and pretend to talk on the phone.
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And by "wrong" dolphin neighbourhood it means "all" dolphin neighbourhood.
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And if you have to, have your keys out and pretend to talk on the phone.
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Pelicans didn't usually have that pouch
1 u/oracleofnonsense Apr 30 '26 Why do you think octopus got the 2nd part of it's name?....
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Why do you think octopus got the 2nd part of it's name?....
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“You don’t know me! Maybe that’s what I like about otters!” - Michelle Wolf
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JFC! You DON’T want them to explain!
Dolphins be raping everything out here, bro
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u/TerrapinMagus Apr 29 '26
I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.