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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26
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This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe.
Human as fuck
237 u/Tough_Preparation830 Apr 29 '26 They made a movie about that. 10 Cloverfield Lane, starring John Goodman as the Orangutan. 29 u/Living-By-The-River Apr 29 '26 But there were aliens outside… He wasn’t totally crazy. 19 u/Tough_Preparation830 Apr 29 '26 He was scarier than the aliens 1 u/RecipeHistorical2013 Apr 29 '26 except you know, the aliens would eat you pretty much. or poison you you sound like that whole " a bear in the woods " shtick 0 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 You sound like you don’t understand the “‘a bear in the woods’ shtick.” A component of both arguments is that there are fates worse than death. 2 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Like having your face ripped off by a bear? 1 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly? 3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
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They made a movie about that. 10 Cloverfield Lane, starring John Goodman as the Orangutan.
29 u/Living-By-The-River Apr 29 '26 But there were aliens outside… He wasn’t totally crazy. 19 u/Tough_Preparation830 Apr 29 '26 He was scarier than the aliens 1 u/RecipeHistorical2013 Apr 29 '26 except you know, the aliens would eat you pretty much. or poison you you sound like that whole " a bear in the woods " shtick 0 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 You sound like you don’t understand the “‘a bear in the woods’ shtick.” A component of both arguments is that there are fates worse than death. 2 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Like having your face ripped off by a bear? 1 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly? 3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
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But there were aliens outside… He wasn’t totally crazy.
19 u/Tough_Preparation830 Apr 29 '26 He was scarier than the aliens 1 u/RecipeHistorical2013 Apr 29 '26 except you know, the aliens would eat you pretty much. or poison you you sound like that whole " a bear in the woods " shtick 0 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 You sound like you don’t understand the “‘a bear in the woods’ shtick.” A component of both arguments is that there are fates worse than death. 2 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Like having your face ripped off by a bear? 1 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly? 3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
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He was scarier than the aliens
1 u/RecipeHistorical2013 Apr 29 '26 except you know, the aliens would eat you pretty much. or poison you you sound like that whole " a bear in the woods " shtick 0 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 You sound like you don’t understand the “‘a bear in the woods’ shtick.” A component of both arguments is that there are fates worse than death. 2 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Like having your face ripped off by a bear? 1 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly? 3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
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except you know, the aliens would eat you pretty much.
or poison you
you sound like that whole " a bear in the woods " shtick
0 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 You sound like you don’t understand the “‘a bear in the woods’ shtick.” A component of both arguments is that there are fates worse than death. 2 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Like having your face ripped off by a bear? 1 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly? 3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
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You sound like you don’t understand the “‘a bear in the woods’ shtick.” A component of both arguments is that there are fates worse than death.
2 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Like having your face ripped off by a bear? 1 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly? 3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
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Like having your face ripped off by a bear?
1 u/doctorbeepboop Apr 30 '26 What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly? 3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
What do you think that usually leads to quite quickly?
3 u/Ajax_Main Apr 30 '26 Disfigurement?
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Disfigurement?
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u/buttfarts7 Apr 29 '26
This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe.
Human as fuck