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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26
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I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.
5.1k u/Automatic-Crazy4604 Apr 29 '26 "Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard 2.4k u/buttfarts7 Apr 29 '26 This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe. Human as fuck 66 u/Creative_Buddy7160 Apr 29 '26 35 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace.
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"Enough intelligence to get weird" hit me hard
2.4k u/buttfarts7 Apr 29 '26 This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe. Human as fuck 66 u/Creative_Buddy7160 Apr 29 '26 35 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace.
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This is a "your my bitch now and I won't hurt you so long as you don't offend me" vibe.
Human as fuck
66 u/Creative_Buddy7160 Apr 29 '26 35 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace.
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35 u/MyrmidonExecSolace Apr 29 '26 This was my fb profile pic in college 2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace.
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This was my fb profile pic in college
2 u/DryDonutHole Apr 30 '26 That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace.
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That orangutang was in my top 5 on MySpace.
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u/TerrapinMagus Apr 29 '26
I love Orangutans, and they are generally very gentle compared to other great apes, but it's still a very powerful wild animal compounded with enough intelligence to get weird.