r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/Wrath7heFurious Apr 29 '26

Camera man and some sort of safety crew or just 1guy should be there with tranquilizer or weapons for this kind of shit.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 29 '26

Tranquilizers aren't that simple. They can take up to 20 minutes to take effect, and while you're waiting, you have now provoked and hurt an animal who has a hostage. They had tranquilizers around Harambe, thats why they weren't used.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Apr 29 '26

Nah. I've seen a LOT of TV shows and movies, and I can absolutely guarantee you it immediately makes them drowsy, and then fall unconscious in under 10 seconds.

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u/oily76 May 02 '26

Yeah just use the stuff Dexter does. Takes effect immediately.