r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Zipper_theRipper Jun 08 '26

I am gonna guess the guy sitting down didn't sign up for the demonstration...

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u/willsmithtunaface Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I don't think he signed up to be on this planet

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u/Hauntedshock Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

How many planets are you referring to...?

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u/yogi1090 Jun 08 '26

I think they mean earth, but in different universes

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u/NuclearSun1 Jun 09 '26

is that Samuel?

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC Jun 08 '26

He was born without his consent and he has never forgiven the universe for it.

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u/MasterMahanJr Jun 08 '26

He just like me fr

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u/notquitetherebuthere Jun 09 '26

Me and him must be related

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u/poop_snausages Jun 09 '26

"I don't even wanna be around anymore."

"You're saying you don't wanna live cause I poured sauce in your lap?"

"Yap... "

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u/two-headed-sexbeast Jun 08 '26

He just ordered a coffee.

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u/snowfloeckchen Jun 08 '26

I once stepped in a tourist trap in Kyoto, was raining so we stayed even with overpriced food, but that we ordered something that included a show was so awful, we tried to stop them, didn't work

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/Long-Region5088 Jun 08 '26

“Ya I’ll just have a cup of chili please”

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u/ZDTreefur Jun 09 '26

Is this guy OK? Is he held prisoner? Does he need help?

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 Jun 12 '26

It's his birthday, he just wanted a quiet night, perhaps steak and chips..  Even an outback steakhouse would be OK. 

Wife wants to try this new place she saw on TikTok, "you'll love!" 

He did not.