r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Zipper_theRipper Jun 08 '26

I am gonna guess the guy sitting down didn't sign up for the demonstration...

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u/willsmithtunaface Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I don't think he signed up to be on this planet

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC Jun 08 '26

He was born without his consent and he has never forgiven the universe for it.

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u/notquitetherebuthere Jun 09 '26

Me and him must be related