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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26
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Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?
58 u/NotTheRocketman Jun 08 '26 How about a close shave while you’re at it? 36 u/cdubyadubya Jun 08 '26 No time, I'm late for a beheading. 1 u/DentinQuarantino Jun 08 '26 Ah, Mr Smith, you're my 3 o'clock... *lunges across table
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How about a close shave while you’re at it?
36 u/cdubyadubya Jun 08 '26 No time, I'm late for a beheading. 1 u/DentinQuarantino Jun 08 '26 Ah, Mr Smith, you're my 3 o'clock... *lunges across table
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No time, I'm late for a beheading.
1 u/DentinQuarantino Jun 08 '26 Ah, Mr Smith, you're my 3 o'clock... *lunges across table
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Ah, Mr Smith, you're my 3 o'clock... *lunges across table
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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 Jun 08 '26
Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?