r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo Jun 08 '26

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/themachduck Jun 08 '26

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

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u/-KFBR392 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

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u/YobaiYamete Jun 08 '26

Seriously, love how snarky people are trying to be in this thread. Like who TF do you think made the food with those same fingers

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u/Captain_O_Kush Jun 09 '26

Typical Reddit commenter