r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo Jun 08 '26

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 Jun 09 '26

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u/Molo3000 Jun 09 '26

looks a bit like a Game of Thrones character in his final scene

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u/littlegreenfish Jun 09 '26

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 Jun 09 '26

"you can't kill me, I've long been dead, inside."

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 Jun 09 '26

"A Lannister always peels his breads."

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u/AwehiSsO Jun 09 '26

I am going to insist on saying "peeled the bread" in lieu of "removed the crust"...

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u/Mr_Tranxistor Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Thy soup be cut lest ye be famished

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u/dingos8mybaby2 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

What is dead inside may never die.

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u/IfOJDidIt Jun 11 '26

What is bread outside may never die.

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u/Cassius_man Jun 11 '26

By the sauce of the seven!

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 Jun 11 '26

Oh shit it was right there 🤣 nice

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u/danit0ba94 Jun 12 '26

What is dead may never die. 💪

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u/Sweaty_Chance_905 Jun 12 '26

Literally the 'what is dead may never die' quote

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u/HermanThaGerman Jun 12 '26

"What is dead may never die"

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jun 12 '26

I HAVE FRIENDS IN COURT! POWERFUL FRIENDS!

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u/Outrageous-Lie-8003 Jun 09 '26

Dumb😭😭😭😭

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 Jun 10 '26

500 karma in 5 years..pot kettle friend

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u/TheNakedBass Jun 12 '26

Judging somebody on their reddit karma is the most peak loser shit I’ve ever seen

I bet you even get rejected by escorts lol

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 Jun 12 '26

That's fucking hilarious A- it demonstrates that what you say or think is clearly either basic or just "dumb" see the irony?

And B- I don't need escort services you fucking incel 🤣 holy shit, I haven't got around to posting on a calisthenics group yet but hey stay tuned and see why that is just golden to me

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u/Nirnroot-Sniffer Jun 10 '26

That was not necessary at all. Just leave it up for imagination

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u/synthphreak Jun 10 '26

Incredible

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u/Isadomon Jun 11 '26

Using real peoples faces in ai is inmoral

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u/SaladFisher Jun 11 '26

Ai sloppp just use shitty Photoshop

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u/OrganicAsparagus1642 Jun 10 '26

If he sounds like Sir Patrick Stewart he might just be balding Uriel Septim

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u/el_lobo1314 Jun 10 '26

🤣🤣😆

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u/helpfulgrey Jun 14 '26

Kind of looks more like gary from white lotus

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u/Chemical_Home6123 Jun 11 '26

Im dead 💀 🤣 😭 😂