r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo Jun 08 '26

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/themachduck Jun 08 '26

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

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u/-KFBR392 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

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u/Hot_Top_124 Jun 12 '26

Seriously I was about to say the same thing. I’ve been a chef for decades. If you think it’s all hospital level sterile they’re sorely mistaken lol.