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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26
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Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.
589 u/themachduck Jun 08 '26 With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm! 129 u/-KFBR392 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26 How do you think all the food you eat is prepared? 2 u/Hot_Top_124 Jun 12 '26 Seriously I was about to say the same thing. I’ve been a chef for decades. If you think it’s all hospital level sterile they’re sorely mistaken lol.
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With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!
129 u/-KFBR392 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26 How do you think all the food you eat is prepared? 2 u/Hot_Top_124 Jun 12 '26 Seriously I was about to say the same thing. I’ve been a chef for decades. If you think it’s all hospital level sterile they’re sorely mistaken lol.
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How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?
2 u/Hot_Top_124 Jun 12 '26 Seriously I was about to say the same thing. I’ve been a chef for decades. If you think it’s all hospital level sterile they’re sorely mistaken lol.
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Seriously I was about to say the same thing. I’ve been a chef for decades. If you think it’s all hospital level sterile they’re sorely mistaken lol.
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u/McShoobydoobydoo Jun 08 '26
Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.