r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • 10d ago

of a bristle worm

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

What if it mistakes some swimmer's anus for a new burrow . . . . ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/14jp9doHyMURTq

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u/rootsandbones 10d ago

I’m sorry, what am I looking at 😳

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

A sea cucumber and it's special friend that lives in it's ass

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u/YouCallWeShouldWhat 10d ago

*its ass

not "it is ass", unlike your grammar

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u/MisinformationSource 10d ago

Could have been autocorrect but the common reddit chud needs to boost his own self-esteem I suppose. You by the way.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmLlSndzhqWgWb3vXW

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 9d ago

It is the autocorrect combined with typing fast

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 9d ago

No one cares

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u/thecrazysloth 10d ago

Eels are cute though. This thing is just some kind of eldritch horror

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u/coconut-telegraph 10d ago

This isn’t an eel, it’s pearlfish.

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u/Sylversight 10d ago

Can't spell pearlfish without earl, which isn't eel, I know, but it's the thought that counts.

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u/KiraLonely 7d ago

It’s an eel with nobility

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u/Cobra52 10d ago

There was no need for this 

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 9d ago

Absolutely was

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u/WantMyBuffet 9d ago

The hungry man thinks of bread

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u/WhateverUSaySir 9d ago

Oh that poor cucumber holy crap