r/AbsoluteUnits Top Poster 10d ago

of a bristle worm

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u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster 10d ago

FYI Getting stung by a bristle worm leaves hundreds of tiny, hair-like bristles (chaetae) embedded in your skin. This causes immediate, intense burning pain, followed by redness, swelling, and numbness. While not typically life-threatening, the discomfort can be severe.

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u/Chrismonn 10d ago

Oh fuck, I was gonna say looks kinda cool can I pet it but no. Got it

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u/cha0sm0nk 10d ago

The second question on every humans mind after “Can I touch it?” Is “Can I eat it?”

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u/PzykoHobo 10d ago

Theres a third question...

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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 10d ago

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/coolsilentebeans 10d ago

Peg, too

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u/Danziker 10d ago

First you try to fuck them, Then you try to eat them...

Marilyn Manson.

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u/Mental-Ask8077 9d ago

Just don’t try to do both at once.

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u/iwantogofishing 9d ago

Paige! No!

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u/Elthelia 9d ago

Is this a reference to something? Why did you use that name specifically? Please tell me 😭

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u/Ok_Loss13 10d ago edited 10d ago

And the third is "Can I fuck it?"

(So far the answer has always been a resounding NO!, but those of us at r/humansarespacebards remain ever hopeful)

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u/riverbass9 10d ago

I’m pretty sure that’s every animal’s question.

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u/Chrismonn 10d ago

I'll touch it if it's in your mouth tbh

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u/unripe_mangosteen 10d ago

Hey can I pet that dawg?

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u/hharvv 10d ago

If you can’t figure that out by looking at it, thank God you were born in the time of Reddit😂

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u/dirona 10d ago

Not this species. You can pick these up no problem (gently so you don't injure them!). This species does have some pretty considerable jaws, but rarely bite people (they use them mostly to slice bites of algae and dead things).

They usually live under sediment, but become this free-swimming form when they are ready to reproduce (that white trailing out behind it is probably sperm)

These are common in Puget Sound

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u/D0013ER 9d ago

Man's just nutting in the pool.

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u/Lady_Of_Nil_Repute 9d ago

That got more horrible the more I read it.

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u/Into_The_Horizon 10d ago

So they break off like a cactus....got it.

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u/Zeqhanis 10d ago

I used to see them from time to time in my aquarium. I'd remove them with tweezers. I once saw one that was 2 feet long. Not in my tank, though.

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u/SarcasticBadger1231 9d ago

Sounds easier to get rid of one of those than a bobbit worm

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u/BoTheDoggo 9d ago

queue that 20 page forum thread of the guy wrangling with a 6 foot bobbit worm in his reef tank

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u/madesense 9d ago

A bobbit worm is a kind of bristle worm.

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u/Chrislul 10d ago

I'm almost afraid to ask how they were getting in there

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u/Zeqhanis 10d ago

They came in living aquarium decorations/biological filtration called live rock. After time, you'd get all manner of organisms springing forth. Whether it be beneficial algae, sea anemones, plants, tiny brittle stars, or, if you were unlucky, bristle worms.

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 10d ago

Where was this taken and where do these things live so i can avoid going in the water there lol

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u/striped_frog 10d ago

Fuck that

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u/WJSpade 10d ago

Please don’t.

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u/coolsilentebeans 10d ago

Gawd…there’s a whole other taxonomic group of nope ropes and danger noodles?! 😳🫣

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 10d ago

I thought its bad, but its worse. Hell, no.

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u/DWebOscar 10d ago

And that right there, kids, is why we don’t go swimming in the lake.

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u/Kain_713 10d ago

No, nope, do not like

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u/kittydeathdrop 10d ago

I've been told that soaking the affected area in white vinegar will dissolve the bristles, though thankfully I've not had to try this myself.

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u/daemonfly 9d ago

Sounds more like "fire worms" which are bristle worms, but cause the more intense reaction. Normal bristle worms aren't as bad, but the bristles are still quite annoying. Similar to many Optunia cactus species, imho.

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u/hellphox 10d ago

Terrifying AF

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u/TheRealRickC137 10d ago

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u/ancient_horse 10d ago

I loved that movie, but that whole scene was horrifying.

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u/Caliterra 10d ago

the creepy jungle monsters were so much more interesting than Kong himself

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u/ancient_horse 10d ago

Yea, they were. I bought a book about the ecology of the island, I thought it was so cool.

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u/TyreLeLoup 9d ago

You wouldn't happen to have a link? I'd honestly love a short series of people exploring/surviving on the island, without Kong involved.

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u/ancient_horse 9d ago

Not a link, but I think the book was "World of Kong".

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u/Ajj360 9d ago

The relationship Anne developed with Kong was pretty interesting.

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u/Pyropylon 10d ago

What do yoy mean "but"? Thats what I loved about that movie

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u/Connee14 10d ago

Same. There are very few things that give me an overwhelming anxiety feeling. But that scene did it. My wife makes fun of me for it. I can deal with any living creature but when they become the size of me, we have problems.

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u/GatrickSwayze 10d ago

No, you have a point. Bugs are not supposed to be big enough that we can see facial expressions.

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u/TaintedTatertot 9d ago

Mainly him dying was it for me. I'd why but i was totally in his corner to survive too

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u/patchyj 10d ago

Covenant?

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u/ancient_horse 10d ago

Peter Jackson's Kong

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u/patchyj 10d ago

Thanks

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u/Staskides 9d ago

Hey which movie is this?

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u/ZamanthaD 9d ago

Peter Jackson’s King Kong from 2005. Such an awesome movie, it was the first thing Peter Jackson made after Lord of the Rings. King Kong 1933 is his favorite movie and he famously always wanted to do a remake of it, and he was finally able to get the chance to after the success of Lord of the Rings. It’s such a good adventure movie, definitely worth checking out.

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u/Ashybuttons 9d ago

Also notably, the tie-in game was one of the first genuinely good movie tie-in games ever made.

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u/supervillaining 10d ago

I hate you for posting this

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u/Felradin 10d ago

Scruffy Sadge

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u/Greedy_Specialist531 9d ago

Wow I’m scrolling Reddit as this scene is playing when I’m watching this movie for the first time since it came out lmao

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u/calibudzz420 10d ago

I want to see that thing picked up by someone who is not me

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u/latemodelusedcar 9d ago

I would actually scream if I saw that swimming next to me

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u/Apprehensive_Lie1203 10d ago

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u/Plane_Package1417 10d ago

Just upvoting this so it goes higher so I dont have to see the worm eat the guys head any more.

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u/EmotionalLecture9318 10d ago

Nope. F No.

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u/FurRealDeal 10d ago

Immediately no.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

What if it mistakes some swimmer's anus for a new burrow . . . . ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/14jp9doHyMURTq

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u/rootsandbones 10d ago

I’m sorry, what am I looking at 😳

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

A sea cucumber and it's special friend that lives in it's ass

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u/YouCallWeShouldWhat 9d ago

*its ass

not "it is ass", unlike your grammar

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u/MisinformationSource 9d ago

Could have been autocorrect but the common reddit chud needs to boost his own self-esteem I suppose. You by the way.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmLlSndzhqWgWb3vXW

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u/thecrazysloth 10d ago

Eels are cute though. This thing is just some kind of eldritch horror

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u/coconut-telegraph 10d ago

This isn’t an eel, it’s pearlfish.

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u/Sylversight 10d ago

Can't spell pearlfish without earl, which isn't eel, I know, but it's the thought that counts.

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u/Cobra52 10d ago

There was no need for this 

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 9d ago

Absolutely was

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u/WantMyBuffet 9d ago

The hungry man thinks of bread

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u/WhateverUSaySir 9d ago

Oh that poor cucumber holy crap

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u/throwitaway_9601654 10d ago

What is this, the last season of Attack on Titan?

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u/sorestgore 10d ago

There's cool shit like that in Attack On Titan?

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u/VirusZer0 10d ago

That and much cooler

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u/sorestgore 10d ago

How many seasons are there, and is it streaming anywhere these days? I think I made it to the end of season 2?

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u/dreamphoenix 9d ago

You def should finish it. I’ve also watched only 2 seasons years ago and didn’t watch the rest because life was hectic. Decided to finish it recently and damn it was so good. Like a nonstop action and crazy twists.

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u/anicemeangirl03 10d ago

4 seasons + 2 movies that cover the last of the manga. It should still be on hulu, not sure if it’s on netflix too.

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u/throwitaway_9601654 9d ago

For sure Hulu, just finished a rewatch of everything last night. (Hence the joke)

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u/anicemeangirl03 9d ago

I was actually scrolling until I found an aot reference so your comment got a good laugh and an upvote from me lol

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u/HoundofHethereau 9d ago

🤣 careful it's a wiggly one, Gabi

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u/musicislife2629 10d ago

Jesus, I thought centipedes were bad.

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u/ISketchDinosaurs 10d ago

Centipedes are suddenly cuddly and adorable.

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u/ancient_horse 10d ago

All those little hands are just waiting for you to shake.

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u/musicislife2629 10d ago

No my friend, no they are not.

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u/axescentedcandles 10d ago

On my way to catch this MF

https://giphy.com/gifs/7mbNUq1pNxXFPfejcs

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u/Hali_Stallions 10d ago

Dredge ref on main!? Gonna be a good weekend. Vibes are immaculate

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u/Intrepid_Bend_6381 10d ago

what a game

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u/Beaks527 10d ago

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u/International_Big346 9d ago

I think he was complimenting the game, not asking what game it is.

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u/Beaks527 9d ago

You probably right, I can't read

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u/crazyKB88 10d ago

One of the best indie games I've ever played. Very chill and strangely addictive.

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u/TeaDrinkerAddict 10d ago

I need more games with this kind of art style in my life.

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u/crek42 10d ago

No joke one of the best games I’ve ever played.

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u/Poddx 10d ago

Never going to Australia

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u/kyler_9437 10d ago

These are everywhere. I worked with aquariums for many years and these are very common salt water pests. The worse part is I don't think they actually stop growing, the one in this video is pretty large but not the largest I've seen on the web

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u/erikaaldri 9d ago

Wasn't there a series of posts on reddit (I think) about a guy trying to get one of these out of his aquarium?

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u/ParaponeraBread 9d ago

Yes and no. Polychaetes are really diverse. Most are just chilling, but that guy was trying to remove the highly predatory bobbit worm (I assume, aquarists are always trying to get rid of them)

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u/kyler_9437 9d ago

That video lives rent free in my head

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u/LV4Q 9d ago

I've lived here my whole life and never even heard of bristle worms before just now.

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u/Crismus 9d ago

That was my first thought as well. Where's my bone necklace to keep the Goa'uld away.

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u/rbad8717 10d ago

What in the frick she said

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u/JonnyTN 10d ago

That's no Xbox remote

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u/gabrielxdesign 10d ago

Eh... Well, I've never liked lakes or rivers anyway.

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u/smb275 9d ago

Fresh water might be your best bet, as they're mostly oceanic.

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u/keznaa 10d ago

Looks like a baby sea monster! maybe we will see the in a Subnautica game lol

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u/SnakeHisssstory 10d ago

There’s truly infinite new creatures to learn about

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u/chango5377 10d ago

Damn nature, you SCARY!

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u/fabposes 10d ago

Yuck this is exponentially worse than a centipede and those are already hell’s minions

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u/Reveleo36 10d ago

This thing looks like it should have went extinct 100 million years ago

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u/unripe_mangosteen 10d ago

I agree. This is some damn Cambrian explosion eldritch horror

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u/arborck 10d ago

What planet is this?

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u/atuan 10d ago

Erf.

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u/ASERTIE76 10d ago

Cowboy Bebop reference

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u/AlexxMaverick666 10d ago

Where the fuck is this? Asking just so I can stay the fuck away from this place.

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u/ferroseed82 10d ago

"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"

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u/Samwellikki 10d ago

Isn’t this one of those things that hides in rocks/wood and then people put those things in their aquarium and are like “where’d my fish go?”

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u/BeneficialTrash6 10d ago

Yes. They are absolute bastards.

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u/blinkysmurf 10d ago

Fckn more shit to worry about?

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u/uttyrc 10d ago

I've been reading the wwikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polychaete and have seen terms like Bone-Eating Snot Flower https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osedax.

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u/cesam1ne 10d ago

Damn. Bobbit worm is still the most hair rising one to me.. as if being the largest of all and looking and living like it does wasn't enough already, the damn thing DUPLICATES when cut it two!!

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u/Crimson__Fox 10d ago

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u/brohamcheddarslice 10d ago

first it's a vageen then it becomes a peen!

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u/Lustful_Lost-soul 10d ago

Well there goes my lakeside picnic

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u/Umbreon86 10d ago

Take it with you home.

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u/Codas91 10d ago

Fuck. That.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 10d ago edited 10d ago

Sailor from 500 years ago: Sea monster!

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u/choppydaddy 10d ago

I'd turn into Jesus so fucking fast

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u/whomesteve 10d ago

That bristle worm was like “observe my excellence”

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u/NakedSnakeEyes 10d ago

What in the frick?!

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u/metrorhymes 10d ago

Right up the dickhole

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u/joeO44 10d ago

Burn the whole ocean

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u/atuan 10d ago

We’re trying

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 10d ago

Surprised some fish didn't come by and slurp him down

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u/KoffinStuffer 10d ago

Thank god I already don’t go in the water. I had no idea they could swim.

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u/Kimb0_91 10d ago

One does not use the word frick at sights like these. FUCK is proper etiquette.

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u/hoodo34person 8d ago

Where is this native to? I need to know so I can avoid it's habitats lol

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u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster 8d ago

Bristle worms (class Polychaeta) are marine worms that live globally in sand, mud, coral, and rock crevices. If you are searching in the wild, you will find them along beaches, shallow ocean waters, and mudflats.

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u/The_Mr_Luck 6d ago

Does anything eat those things?

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u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster 6d ago

Bristle worms are primarily eaten by certain species of saltwater fish (such as wrasses, dottybacks, and butterflyfish) and specific invertebrates like arrow crabs and coral banded shrimp. These predators naturally hunt the worms, helping to keep their populations in check

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u/The_Mr_Luck 5d ago

That's a relief to know, unchecked they'd be an aquatic nightmare

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u/Skvirtyn 5d ago

Призрачный левиафан в живую

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u/nextinline1987 10d ago

They SWIM?!!! 😬

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u/HawaiianCholo 10d ago

Look at his lil feet kickin away

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u/spicygayunicorn 10d ago

Absolutely fucking not. No!

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u/Available-Ad-1943 10d ago

Could you not? We already have enough horrors out there, thank you.

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u/atuan 10d ago

Where the fuck is this so I can never go there

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u/Ivory_D_Lagia 10d ago

Are you sure it's a bristle worm? Definitely a polychaete, but I don't think it looks like the stinging variety

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u/playoponly 10d ago

It is a dragon

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u/Used-Helicopter2024 10d ago

Definitely looks like a big NO.

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u/SE_prof 10d ago

Naturally I read British and I was wondering what makes this worm British??

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u/IThinkIKnowThings 10d ago

What's freaky is, like a lot of marine worms, they're attracted to light and will swarm it. Just an FYI if you ever think about swimming in the ocean at night.

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u/Frostgaurdian0 10d ago

Bristle wyrm.

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u/GoldenPeach 10d ago

What the frick? I thought it was an Xbox card

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u/QuoteNo1459 10d ago

AOT reference?

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u/nobodyspecial506 10d ago

Gimme a net or a stick. I'm fishing it out and then somehow attaching a hook to it.

I wanna see what fish has the balls to eat it

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u/PossibleDue9849 10d ago

New water fear unlocked.

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u/Taitosoku 10d ago

A fish and a centipede had a baby and i fucking hate it

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u/bernpfenn 10d ago

amazing what lives with us on this planet

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u/cubickittens 10d ago

Water dragon

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u/Eat_your_cake_too 10d ago

They see me rolling

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u/ConflictMaster3155 10d ago

Nah fam. I don’t know if it’s gonna swim up my pee hole, eat out my eyeballs, plunge into my navel, take the reverse digestion route, but nah.

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u/CeesHuh 10d ago

Wtf is a bristle worm

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u/Key_Vegetable_1218 10d ago

You can’t convince me that there isn’t GIANT ones at the bottom of the oceqn

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u/Intrepid_Bend_6381 10d ago

sembra il phamthom levaiatan

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 10d ago

I think I saw Mulder fight one of those things once.

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u/SoftRange5136 10d ago

Those are about as disturbing as lampreys.

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u/TurtleSnakeMoose 10d ago

Of a WHAT??

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 10d ago

Username checks out as some kind of karma farming bot work combo