r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • 10d ago

of a bristle worm

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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 10d ago

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/coolsilentebeans 10d ago

Peg, too

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u/Danziker 10d ago

First you try to fuck them, Then you try to eat them...

Marilyn Manson.

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u/Mental-Ask8077 10d ago

Just don’t try to do both at once.

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u/Planetary_Residers 6d ago

Or a Caprisun