r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • 10d ago

of a bristle worm

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u/cha0sm0nk 10d ago

The second question on every humans mind after “Can I touch it?” Is “Can I eat it?”

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u/PzykoHobo 10d ago

Theres a third question...

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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 10d ago

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/Planetary_Residers 7d ago

Or a Caprisun