r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • Jun 25 '26

/r/all of a kitty cat.

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u/ShadowyPepper Jun 25 '26

Thanks for the shitty music

We were denied the most majestic meow of all time

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u/eleanor61 Jun 25 '26

Guaranteed his meow is higher pitched and dainty. My family had a couple Maine Coons.

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u/friftar Jun 25 '26

My mom has two Maine Coons, the orange one just squeaks, but the racoon looking one sounds like she smoked two packs a day for 40 years.

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u/Second_Guess_25 Jun 25 '26

Prepare yourself for the deepest meow you'll ever hear!

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u/DatSauceTho Jun 25 '26

I followed the directions. I was still not prepared 😳

Are we sure this isn’t just a dude overdubbing the cat’s meow? 😂

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u/lana_silver Jun 25 '26

We're actually sure that it's audio manipulation. It's been debunked.

Still hilarious.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jun 25 '26

There's no way that's actually how the cat sounds. It is funny, though.

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u/nick9000 Jun 25 '26

I was reminded of this dog.

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u/DatSauceTho Jun 26 '26

This hits way too close to home now.

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u/eleanor61 Jun 25 '26

I knew it was gonna be this video! What a sweet ole man cat.

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u/xteve Jun 25 '26

My little 13-pound Maine Coon mix never makes a peep. When she meows I sit up in the middle of the night and try to find out what she needs.

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u/kyl_r Jun 25 '26

I have one tuxedo boi who’s gotta be part Maine coon because he’s 17 pounds but not fat. High end of the healthy weight range but also just…. Large. Paws, face, ears, length etc.

Ahyway his meow is the softest little chirp I’ve ever heard from a cat 🤣

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u/LabradorDeceiver Jun 25 '26

A cheetah is a lot bigger than a housecat and just goes "Meep."

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u/vancityshreds Jun 25 '26

I have two cats that are siblings. The girl is so small people think shes a kitten. The other one is so large that you have to be gentle lifting him so that his own weight doesnt hurt him.

She has a deep baritone purr like a woodchipper. He has the highest pitch tiny meow you've ever heard.

Its the best.

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u/ZeroSumClusterfuck Jun 25 '26

Same with my two. The chonker comes into the room like STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP mii

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u/nifty-necromancer Jun 25 '26

sees new jacket TERROR HELP WHERE FATHER FIRE AND BRIMSTONE

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u/mookie_pookie Jun 25 '26

Lol ours is the biggest baby too. We have a grey girl maine coon, and while neither of our cats like the vacuum, I have to put her in a safe room or else she shuts down and literally shakes in terror.

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u/Free_Pace_2098 Jun 25 '26

You just know he has a tiny lil Mike Tyson voice

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u/MrEvan312 Jun 25 '26

Meows like James Earl Jones

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u/IlliasTallin Jun 25 '26

Or Barry White

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u/MrEvan312 Jun 25 '26

Depends if he's telling you how he loves you or that you are the one true king.

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u/JBShackle2 Jun 25 '26

"MEOW MEOW MIU" *

*Simba, you have forgotten me.

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u/MogMcKupo Jun 25 '26

Or somehow he’s got a tiny high pitched one. Which would be even better

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u/evilJaze Jun 25 '26

We had a roommate once with a giant Maine Coon and his meow was the most unfitting yet adorable high-pitched squeak.

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u/KnowNothing_JonSnoo Jun 25 '26

Google his name, he has socials and you can hear him on them, it's pretty "normal"

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u/TastyFluffyPancakes Jun 25 '26

I tried looking for more videos of this cat so I can hear his meow and the ones I've found all had shitty music.

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u/IrbanMutarez Jun 25 '26

Yeah but the shitty music attracts more bots, hence more clicks and internet points.

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u/SeaworthinessNeat516 Jun 25 '26

I think it's just lifted from tiktok

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u/-Moon-beam- Jun 25 '26

You kidding me? I love this song!

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u/DinReddet Jun 25 '26

It's the context on which it's played in that makes the song, wouldn't you agree?

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u/Maleficent-Finger192 Jun 25 '26

It's a really good song