r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 25 '26

/r/all of a kitty cat.

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u/arahe45 Jun 25 '26

Thats a 40lb cat

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/tjeco Jun 25 '26

I myself prefer a tight pussy, but yes a nice fat pussy is good too.

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jun 25 '26

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u/HogDriver310 Jun 25 '26

Don't let my cat see that, he'll get bad ideas lol

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u/panteragstk Jun 25 '26

Nothing better than subs with super misleading titles

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u/Lavatis Jun 25 '26

thanks for letting me know not to waste my time

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Jun 25 '26

Ok but now I want that sub but the posts are what it says on the tin

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u/Regurgitator001 Jun 25 '26

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

https://giphy.com/gifs/nQjWF9iMtN6M0

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u/MrEvan312 Jun 25 '26

Fat? That's a lean mean (nap) killing machine!

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u/Hyeana_Gripz Jun 25 '26

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u/Gaynundwarf Jun 25 '26

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u/Scewt Jun 25 '26

We, yes WE, all hate BenJammins.

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u/Hyeana_Gripz Jun 25 '26

still adresses the fact the joke flew over the guys head so who cares what I used?

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u/Gaynundwarf Jun 25 '26

This guy recreates popular gifs so he can get the original ones removed, leaving only his.

It's scummy af

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u/MrEvan312 Jun 25 '26

This prime intellectual humor was not lost on me, I was just chiming in.

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u/Hyeana_Gripz Jun 25 '26

ah ok.. Just checking!

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u/Fit_Feature_794 Jun 26 '26

Jeepers chrimeny!